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5 Dimensional Nick

5 Dimensional Nick

"Full of multiversal flow!"
Here's 3 jokes of varying levels of funnyness which as far as I know I invented:

1. Your Mama's so fat and slutty she was born pregnant!

2. Two Shetland ponies are in a field. One turns to the other and says: "excuse me mate, can you pass the Strepsils please?". The other says: "why?" and he replies: "because I'm a little horse".

3. Hey can you make me some 1-benzyl-6-methoxy-6,7-dihydrospiro[piperidine-4,4-thieno[3.2-c]pyran]. No, sorry I don't have my Scrabble set.
 
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1-benzyl-6-methoxy-6,7-dihydrospiro[piperidine-4,4-thieno[3.2-c]pyran], a spirocyclic sigma agonist.

I'd love to know what the first joke was. Or maybe not, given the other two...
 

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knock knock, whos there ,your mom, your mom who, no its me your mom??
I just made that up as you can tell and its probably better than yours:p
 
Some mods considered that first joke innapropriate, it was temporarily removed. Then a discussion was had, consensus was it should be put back on.

It is a joke thread in the humor subforum after all, so some margin is given. If all jokes in this subforum were towards that line, it wouldn't represent the nexus well I guess, or if the OP was constantly posting strange posts with lack of quality, his posting would have to be reconsidered, but as it stands, let people decide for themselves what they think of the joke and let's move on :)

My turn: What did one Nexian say to another?

Who knows, post was removed and both their pineals extracted. :twisted:
 
An acid casualty walks into the canteen of the local mental hospital with a box under his arm. A psychotic mrthhead is sitting at one of the tables.
"Hey, what"s in the box?" asks the methhead.
"A jigsaw puzzle," replies the casualty.
"What"s it of?"
"A cockerel."
"What"s a cockerel?"
"It"s a male chicken"
"Can i help you do the puzzle?"
"Yeah sure you can".
They both sit together and start trying to do the jigsaw puzzle but for some reason they have real difficulties trying to work it out. They are working on it for hours.
Roundabout 11pm the duty nurse comes into the canteen.
"Come on you two," she says "it"s time for bed....and tidy those cornflakes away."
 
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