I wouldn't want to be a delusional drunkard who caters to cannibalistic rituals, followed by 12 dudes who, for all we know, may have engaged in homoeroticism with the guy.

then again, I only know about the guy from a storybook that's been revised several times. It's like a rumor that's been told by several different people, that by the time it's reached you, it's completely falsified from the actual event.