You've got something of a Dickensian delivery there, Pimp D.  I like the cut of your jib. 

Glad to hear that our little kamoonity has set you on the straight and narrow.  There's much to be learned here and lots of good company, so I welcome you aboard. 

Pass go, collect $200 and enjoy the fruits of full membership.  Just earn it by making and sticking to the following firm commitments - to safety, responsible use of the molecule and the courageous exploration of your noodle - and a whole new world you can't possibly imagine will suddenly open right up for you.