Drug test info (Regarding THC)

[TOXSIN]

Now everyone knows about the many ideas of how to pass a drug test specifically for THC, including dilution with water/cranberry juice, coffee, pickle juice(although I heard this one works more for amphetamines specifically), and niacin/B complex vitamins.

That being said I know that over dilution can cause the sample collectors to raise an eyebrow, due to many things caused by the dilution, also using someone else pee would be hard and overall a fairly bad idea in general Due to having to keep it warm. Among the possibility they would watch you, and it wouldn't make a pissing sound, however if I absolutely need to go that route I would, and I'd use a small shampoo bottle/hand sanitizer bottle, so I could squirt it to make the right sound, and avoid using a condom as that's just a little gross haha tied to my pelvic region and held in between my thighs for a few hours. Any ways that all being said I want peoples input I've been able to pass before for THC in a reasonable amount of time. (1 week) and be ok, that included me drinking ALOT of water daily for the week, I'm not sure if at that time I was taking some detox pills I have that work over a week but I do have some 3 part detox product that has like 2 types of pills and 1 type of powder that you need to take before dinner after dinner and before bed or something, If need be I can post those ingrediants here.

But can anyone speculate on any definite ways to assist me and almost definitely pass, I'm applying for a new job so I'm not trying to screw a criminal justice system or anything. So I doubt it will be a super thorough test, just a car dealership job. But then again maybe it will be thorough since I'd be responsible for moving their vehicles around the lot. Who knows any speculations?

TLDR: I need help passing a drug test, I want to know experiences that you guys have used that did and didn't work, and any specific extra supplements I could take to help, FOR THC only I wouldn't have to worry about any other drugs, the only other one I take is a benzo which I'm prescribed so nothing they could call me out on as I can prove the script came from a legit doctor.

And I'm sure DMT won't be tested for!

 

[Thewhitekingtut]

spend 30$s on a day of drug test masking agent , theyre at any good head shop .
Good luck

 

[dreamer042]

The masking agents are hit and miss.

Synthetic urine is available at many smoke shops and online for around the same cost, you just heat the bottle in the microwave and wrap the included heat pack around it to keep it at temp for up to several hours. It's got quite a bit better track record than masking agents and personally I think it's the best bet for passing unsupervised tests.

 

[Parshvik Chintan]

i have had 100% success with vitamin b12 complex, and 3x strength cranberry pills.
..just sayin'

 

[Mr.Peabody]

Have you read this thread?

I definitely recommend getting some at home drug tests. You can test yourself and see where you are.

Are you a regular user? Everyday, a few times a week, a few times a month, or less user?
You'd be surprised how quickly you can test clean. I was when I tested myself!

Hopefully soon I'll be able to test how long it might take for a daily user to test clean.

 

[Cosmic Spore]

I have synthetic urine, but am highly concerned about blood and hair tests.
I'm a chronic heavy user of Cannabis, and I'm poor.

Heavy users, on the other hand, can have THC trace in their blood for as long as six months.

How Long Does Marijuana Stay In Your System.

I'm applying for a new job so I'm not trying to screw a criminal justice system or anything.

Same for me. I've been applying for various positions with my state, and also at a couple of hospitals.

I doubt it will be a super thorough test, just a car dealership job. But then again maybe it will be thorough since I'd be responsible for moving their vehicles around the lot. Who knows any speculations?

My best friend recently began working at a box car plant (train cars); he was required to submit both saliva and hair samples. He passed both after 6 months of abstinence.

I really can't wait 6 months to be hired. Is the following true?

recent research also indicates that exposure to high humidity will rapidly break down marijuana metabolite levels in the hair of heavier smokers, increasing the likelihood of a negative result.

The ABCs of Marijuana and Drug Testing.

How to Pass a Drug Test

Anyone here had personal experience with Clear Choice Shampoo?


FYI:

I once failed a urine test for weed, 6 months after I stopped smoking. It took my brother, my friend & a neighbor 4 months each (after stopping) in order to pass a urine test.

I'm about 5 feet 7 inches tall; 135 pounds. Between average build & physically fit build; prefer to eat diet high in meat & bread.
I drink between 2 and 3 quarts of water daily.

 

[Entheogenerator]

I have been drug tested regularly for long periods of time in recent years, as well as through most of high school. In high school, and on a few occasions in recent years, I tried relentlessly to "cheat the system", so to speak.

My experience:

Niacin did not work. Even in incredibly high doses. Like put-my-idiotic-teenage-self-in-the-Emergency-Room high doses. Please don't take niacin in high doses.

Dilution was hit or miss.

It is very difficult to mimic natural levels by adding creatine to a diluted sample.

Trying to keep a bottle of synthetic urine or another person's urine at the right temperature was difficult unless I was able to microwave it at home, wrap it in a hand-warmer, and submit the sample within a 15-20 minute window.

Goldenseal did not work.

Visine only works if the THC levels are low enough to begin with. (Erowid Drug Testing Vaults : Misc Info)

Single-use can clear the (my) system in 3-7 days.

Daily use can take up to a month the clear the (my) system. (It recently took a friend of mine, who was a very heavy smoker, 6 weeks to pass an LC/MS/MS urinalysis with a 20ng/mL cutoff.)

Drinking large amounts of iced tea, green tea, cranberry juice, etc. produced identical results as drinking large amounts of water (undeniably diluted sample, completely clear and colorless).

Some "detox kits"/masking agents are hit or miss, others simply do not work at all.

Some people, myself included, metabolize opiates very slowly, requiring almost a full week to pass even a dipstick-style UA.

Saliva tests are difficult to fool, but from my understanding they only detect recent use (24-48 hours, if I'm not mistaken).

Refusing to take a drug test is typically considered and automatic positive.

I'm sure I've missed something here... If I think of anything else I've tried over the years, I'll let you guys know. Good luck.

 

[anon_003]

HEY, one thing I am actually knowledgeable about, LOL!

As a general rule of thumb, all of those crazy oddball theories using specific items are hit or miss. These tests are designed and honed over the years to weed out (sorry) the balogna.

First and foremost, DO NOT USE DETOX KITS OR MASKING AGENTS! THEY ARE ALL LIES. With the exception of detox mouthwash. That stuff actually works. But that is actually the only kind. If detox kits other than the mouthwash worked for other people... they quite simply did not have as much in their system as they thought to begin with.

You basically have two options... dilution or substitution.

If you have the money to spend and don't want to sweat it, just go with substitution. With a little practice it is actually pretty easy. DO NOT USE SOMEONE ELSE'S URINE! If you leave it room temperature for a couple days, it will start to stink super bad and lose its regular color, and you will heat it up and make it smell worse, and it will be a gross, awkward way to not get the job. All you need to do is buy this product called monkey-whizz. Note: I do not work for monkey-whizz. It is just, in my and friends experiences, the most reliable and effortless way to beat the test. On the bottle that you strap to your junk, there is a temperature slip that shows you, as you urinate confidently into the cup, if your pee is the right temperature, so there is no doubt in your mind. Your pee must be within 90-100 degrees farenheit, and they test the temperature right there immediately after you give them your sample to make sure it's legit. Monkey-whizz comes with special handwarmers that get your fake piss to exactly the right temp. You might consider having a practice run at home over a toilet in preparation. You don't have to use hardly any of the fake piss and you can always order extra handwarmers from their site. If you are worried about making sketchy noises, piss into the cup like you are actually supposed to do, and as you empty the rest of your bladder into the toilet, piss directly into the water for maximum loudness and dump the urine in the cup, into the side of the toilet. Fill cup with monkey whizz. KAPOW! youre good to go.

Your other option is dilution, which is a bit riskier. It is not foolproof by any means. It has so many variables that it is hard to say what will work for whom. Things such as body weight/fat/BMI, metabolism, age, amount of excercise, amount of food intake, how much water you drink, and, of course, how much you blaze. If you plan on going the dilution route, don't even consider it unless you have been clean for 7 days (and really 10 would be better.) Any less than 7 and you are at serious risk for failure. What you want to do is eat very little sodium the first 5 days. You also need to avoid fatty, greasy foods. You also need to drink lots of diuretics (coffee and cranberry juice), LOTS of water, and get LOTS of excercise. In combination with this, take 1 or 2 niacin a day. What we are trying to do here is to basically get as much out, as fast as we can. 2 days before the test, start loading up on creatine supplements. THIS IS PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. They test for the specific gravity and also creatinine levels in your urine to ensure that it isn't diluted. Creatine metabolizes into creatinine in your body, but it takes a day or two. So starting 2 or 3 days before the test, every day leading up to the test, make sure you are taking a GOOD amount of creatine. You can look up specific levels online that will make more sense for your BMI. Anyays, the day before the test, return to normal fluid intake. Quit excercising. Start eating a whole bunch of fatty and salty foods. No coffee, cranberry juice, or niacin. We want to put the body back into fat storing mode and quit excreting those metabolites at such a fast rate. Now, the day of the test, wake up early and start freaking CHUGGING water. But not too much. YOU CAN DIE FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH WATER. I REPEAT, YOU CAN DIE FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH WATER. Drinking about 32 fluid ounces of water every 30-45 minutes should be sufficient. Just do what feels right. Dont drink so much water that you feel like you are damaging yourself, but remember, you are trying to DILUTE your urine enough to fool a drug test that detects extremely small levels of metabolites. Don't be too shy or it will end in failure. Make sure get about 8 voids (urinations) in before your test if its in the afternoon. If it's in the morning (which a lot are, because the first few voids of the day contain way more metabolites for you to fail from), just aim for 4. Don't want to pee much more than that, or it might read diluted, even with your altered creatinine readings. While you are chugging all this water, take a whole bunch of vitamin b-complex pills to turn your pee an acceptable color and to help very slightly with the specific gravity of the urine. When it is time to urinate, ONLY USE THE MID STREAM! It is proven that the middle of the stream (as in, not the beginning OR the end) has by a significant amount, less metabolites in it. So piss in the bowl about halfway, fill your sample, and finish it out in the bowl.

THIS IS FOR MARIJUANA ONLY.

I wish you luck, brothermane.

 

[Pup Tentacle]

I had to pass a drug test for my current job this past winter.

I don't know a ton about the chemistry involved, but I will share my experience as a heavy cannabis user who passed a drug test.

A little background, I'm 45 years old, male, weigh 190 pounds, and am 6 feet tall. My metabolism, as I have observed over my lifetime seems to be pretty good. I smoke or eat cannabis every day and have done so with an occasional week or two break for the last 29 years.

When I interviewed for this job I was told that I would have to take a drug screen. I thought this would be when I was given the job, so I immediately quit all cannabis use. 16 days later they had offered me the job and I was to go in to do all the paperwork and take my drug screen (I thought). The night before, I bought a home THC test, took it without flushing or adulterating and I passed. The next day when I went in to accept the job, I found out I'd be hired through a temp agency and that my drug screen would occur in 90 days when they actually hired me from the temp company.

I got home and smoked like a champ for about 3 weeks and then quit again figuring I had 9 weeks left to clean out. Well, they liked me and didn't wait the whole 90 days - when they sent me for the test it had been 40 days. Peed clean... got the job... blew a huge sigh of relief and promptly bonged myself to spaceland.

Sorry this was kind of long... my larger point is that you won't NECESSARILY pee hot for 6 or 9 months just because you use a lot of cannabis. It completely blew my mind that I passed one after 15 days.

From all my research, if I had to take a test with not enough time to clean up, I'd flush as much as possible, taking, b vitamins, fish oil, acai and flaxseed oil and on the day of the test continue flushing, eating creatin (however you like) and some b comlpex to spruce up my pee - just praying I got the ppm down low enough.

Good luck!

 

[Cosmic Spore]

Had my 1st job interview today. If I'm selected for the position, I will be forced to submit to a Hair Follicle Test.
Today is the 8th day I have not used Cannabis.
I've found quite a bit more information about this since post #6, some of the information conflicts.
I am not responsible for the information, and do not have personal experience passing a HFT, but I will be forced to follow some variety of this technique (or another that is reported to be successful).

Passed A hair follicle drug test, part of which includes an excel spreadsheet of reported test results of the (modified) Macuj0 method; I will attach this excel spreadsheet (accepting neither credit, nor blame for its contents).

In addition, the link contains a link to Methods To Beat A Hair Drug Test.

HFT advice would be appreciated, especially from someone who has passed one after heavy Cannabis use.

EDIT:
Hair detox products - Any input?
Marijuana Drug Test Detection Times

I guess nothing works for the HFT; I'll be shaving my entire body, and hope for a different test.