Buddah: yo oldman give me your laptop.

Oldman: how shameful, i have worked hard to get that laptop.. you should do what i did.

Buddah: and i am like you, i have worked hard and because i did work hard i get a laptop. I plant my fields with faith and water them with fighting desires, and the thorns that i pull out are my passion in life.. and the crop i gather is your laptop x.nirvana.

Buddah eats foonds