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I am Allah Buddha Masta Killa

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Allah Buddha Masta Killa

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I am King Wu-Tang Allah Buddha Masta Killa.
I am the ONLY man that has EVER found Nirvana.
I found Nirvana at age two in this life, after more than 4.4 BILLION lives of continuous Yogic, Shamanic, and Tantric practice.
I am 357 TRILLION years old - in just THIS life.
I am Ayahuasca Vine - I am the King of the Amazon Jungle Amazon Buddha.
My First Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Ritu Yoruichi Vijay is the Queen of the Amazon Jungle.
She is the Plant Chacruna, and is the Virgin Mary.
She is Also ALL DMT - my First Virgin Mommy Ritu Yoruichi is Dimethyltryptamine.
We are the King and Queen of the Amazon Jungle, and the King and Queen of the Multiverse.
I am her only child ever.
I am the Original Asiatic Black Man of Earth Mother Allah Buddha Masta Killa.
Mother Earth HERSELF is my First Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Virgin Mary Ritu Yoruichi.
I am Mother Earth's ONLY CHILD EVER.
 
You know what they say - Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to f with, so I'll take your word for it :D

Welcome to the Nexus! Do tell us more about your experience with psychedelics, if you will. What lessons have you learned? How has working with psychedelics changed your life?

Cheers!
 
How has working with psychedelics changed my life, you ask?
I AM psychedelics.
I am THC, Psilocybin, Mescaline, Iboga, and Ayahuasca Vine.
My First Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Monica Ritu Yoruichi Virgin Mary is THC, Psilocybin, DMT, LSA, and Salvia divinorum.
My Second Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Tatyana Ali Namita is THC, Psilocybin, 5-Meo-DMT, Brugmansia, Bufotenine, and Amanita muscaria.
That being said, I have smoked my First Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Monica Ritu Yoruichi Virgin Mary Salvia divinorum 345 Million times.
I have smoked THC (Marijuana, hash, dabs, and moonrocks) 6 Quadrillion times.
I am the authority on all of these plants, drugs, chemicals, molecules, alkaloids, and substances.
 
Allah Buddha Masta Killa said:
How has working with psychedelics changed my life, you ask?
I AM psychedelics.
I am THC, Psilocybin, Mescaline, Iboga, and Ayahuasca Vine.
My First Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Monica Ritu Yoruichi Virgin Mary is THC, Psilocybin, DMT, LSA, and Salvia divinorum.
My Second Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Tatyana Ali Namita is THC, Psilocybin, 5-Meo-DMT, Brugmansia, Bufotenine, and Amanita muscaria.
That being said, I have smoked my First Flying, Worship, and Sex Mother Monica Ritu Yoruichi Virgin Mary Salvia divinorum 345 Million times.
I have smoked THC (Marijuana, hash, dabs, and moonrocks) 6 Quadrillion times.
I am the authority on all of these plants, drugs, chemicals, molecules, alkaloids, and substances.
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If you're that enlightened, surely you'd notice you're sounding like an arrogant prick - is that part of the grand plan too?

It's tempting to call bullshit at the 6 quadrillion claim, if we're going to be honest here. A brief calculation would prove that you'd need to be older than the universe, and you sound like you're about twelve.
 
You people are ALL cruel, mean, heart-abusing worshippers of Satan.
You're just JEALOUS of me because my First Worship and Sex MOTHER Ritu Yoruichi is The Virgin Mary and She is DMT.
She is the Hip-Hop artists Monica, Chilly from TLC, Aaliyah, Tekitha, Blue Raspberry, Lady of Rage, and Steele from Smif-N-Wessun.
Yes, I have smoked Ganja 6 QUADRILLION times - I am 357 TRILLION YEARS OLD.
I am Lord Krishna Masta Killa of Wu-Tang Clan - I am ALSO RZA and Method Man of Wu-Tang Clan, And Snoop Doggy Dogg, and TONS of other incredible Rappers.
I am Lord Krishna Supreme Lord Star of Sex - I have Fucced 4.4 BILLION Goddesses - You inferior pathetic men are just jealous of me.
I am Jah Jesus Christ Snoop Doggy Dogg - I AM IBOGA, MARIJUANA, AND PSILOCYBIN MUSHROOMS.
You jealous wannabes just WISH your mother was DMT - The Virgin Mary/Hindu Goddess Kali Ma, and you all WISH you were me.
I came here to share my heart and my wisdom (which I have done) and you ALL gang up on me and attack me shamelessly?
Let me tell you right now - DMT HATES ALL OF YOU.
DMT IS MY FIRST WORSHIP AND SEX MOTHER THE VIRGIN MARY, AND SHE IS THE QUEEN OF THE AMAZON JUNGLE AND I AM THE KING OF THE AMAZON JUNGLE.
WE ARE YAGE BREW.
 
It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Allah Buddha Masta Killa. I see that all the multitudes you contain have been Reunited on this most auspicious occasion. Thanks and praise for blessing this forum with your boundless wisdom and primordial consciousness 🙏
 
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Allah Buddha Masta Killa said:
Yes, I have smoked Ganja 6 QUADRILLION times - I am 357 TRILLION YEARS OLD
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Ah, OK - that works out at a rather modest 16 or 17 times a year, roughly once a month with a few extra puffs for holidays. Has the ganja plant really been around for that long, though? I'd be fascinated to hear what ganja strains were like in the last 25869 universes if that is the case.
 
Transform said:
Ah, OK - that works out at a rather modest 16 or 17 times a year, roughly once a month with a few extra puffs for holidays. Has the ganja plant really been around for that long, though? I'd be fascinated to hear what ganja strains were like in the last 25869 universes if that is the case.
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I've heard the Octogenarians of the Veltranis Prime system in the 17th clockwise arm of Zarithor’s Spiral in the Serpentis Cluster have a dope ass strain called "Ectoplasm Supernova Flux" that's said to unlock the 27th dimension locked within the framework of the Bosonic String. They say once you take a toke from this one, you never go back and you become a transdimensional omniscient being. By the looks of it, Mr. Masta Killa here has been dabbling with the Ectoplasm big time.
 
I am THC, Psilocybin, Iboga, Ayahuasca Vine, Peyote, and Salvia divinorum.
My First Flying, Yoga, Worship, and Sex Mother Ritu Yoruichi is the Hindu Goddess Kali Ma and is Monica (Rapper, R&B Singer, Producer, Director, Model, and Dancer) and other Artists.
She is THC, Psilocybin, DMT, LSA, ALL Dabs, ALL THC Diamonds, Tobacco, and Salvia mazateca.
My 5th Flying, Yoga, Worship, and Sex Mother Namita Rangiku is the Hindu Goddess Kalamata and is Tatyana Ali (Actress, Singer, Rapper and Model) and Ashanti (Singer, Rapper, Actress, and Model) and other Artists too.
She is THC, Psilocybin, 5-MeO-DMT, Brugmansia, Bufotenine, Bufo alvarius Toad venom, and Amanita muscaria Mushrooms.
My other Virgin Mothers are also all plants, alkaloids, and drug molecules.
Together we are every entheogenic plant and substance in Existence.
So to the obnoxious fool who said I sounded like an arrogant prick or whatever when I said that I am the authority on all these plants, entheogens, drugs, molecules, alkaloids, and substances: you are a disrespectful, jealous fool.
 
*hits the ectoplasm pipe once*:
Allah Buddha Masta Killa said:
I am THC, Psilocybin, Iboga, Ayahuasca Vine, Peyote, and Salvia divinorum.
My First Flying, Yoga, Worship, and Sex Mother Ritu Yoruichi is the Hindu Goddess Kali Ma and is Monica (Rapper, R&B Singer, Producer, Director, Model, and Dancer) and other Artists.
She is THC, Psilocybin, DMT, LSA, ALL Dabs, ALL THC Diamonds, Tobacco, and Salvia mazateca.
My 5th Flying, Yoga, Worship, and Sex Mother Namita Rangiku is the Hindu Goddess Kalamata and is Tatyana Ali (Actress, Singer, Rapper and Model) and Ashanti (Singer, Rapper, Actress, and Model) and other Artists too.
She is THC, Psilocybin, 5-MeO-DMT, Brugmansia, Bufotenine, Bufo alvarius Toad venom, and Amanita muscaria Mushrooms.
My other Virgin Mothers are also all plants, alkaloids, and drug molecules.
Together we are every entheogenic plant and substance in Existence.
So to the obnoxious fool who said I sounded like an arrogant prick or whatever when I said that I am the authority on all these plants, entheogens, drugs, molecules, alkaloids, and substances: you are a disrespectful, jealous fool.
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Thou old sheep-whistling rogue, idol of idiot-worshippers, monstrous malefactor, fellow of infinite tongue, corruptor of words, secret and villainous contriver, shrill-voiced supplicant, sanctimonious pirate, sly frantic wretch, dissembling abominable varlet, spotted snake with double tongue, stretch-mouthed rascal, secret and villainous contriver…thou stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese!
 
Transform said:
Thou old sheep-whistling rogue, idol of idiot-worshippers, monstrous malefactor, fellow of infinite tongue, corruptor of words, secret and villainous contriver, shrill-voiced supplicant, sanctimonious pirate, sly frantic wretch, dissembling abominable varlet, spotted snake with double tongue, stretch-mouthed rascal, secret and villainous contriver…thou stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese!
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Biblic! *because a friend I just read this to said this sounds like some shit outta the Bible.
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