Dear me, how could I forget?

In addition to smoking a lot of weed, trying dxm (alone and in combo with weed) and shrooms, I've also had two experience with Salvia Divinorum. My first experience was with 5-10X, I basically laid on the floor petting the carpet wondering why it felt so awesome for about 25 minutes(almost embarrassing to admit that one). The second time it was considerably stronger, probably 60-80X, I remember taking the hit from the pipe, holding to a count of ten, exhale, then trying to walk over to the trash can to empty the ashes from the bowl, I swear it felt like there was someone trying to pull me away from the trash can (almost falling over). After that I turned to place the pipe onto the table nearest me, but the tabletop looked severely slanted, as though the pipe would slide right off, so I was careful to make sure it wouldn't. I remember looking over to my girlfriends dad (who's about 5'9", large build, buzz cut, with a large beard, wearing a white t-shirt, sweatpants with suspenders) and thinking "he looks like what Santa Clause would look like", reds were glowing, golds looked tan, overall very mind bending. I've also tried Kratom, but that really isn't my thing.