Jokes on me

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Last time I visited hyperspace I only planned on a light hearted trip up in the the hills with my new girlfriend. She's no stranger to psychedelics and spirituality so she went first as I would be her sitter. It was her first time, She loved it. She also cried as it was such a beautiful experience. Later on that same evening we decided to smoke the remaining spice together, not planning on any breakthrough as we didn't have much in the pipe.
We were sat in the car which was parked on my friends land (he lives off grid in one of the most magical valleys, there's no electricity and no phone signal so i'm guessing it's magical because you do not get any interference, it's a very spiritual retreat for me)

Anyway, i took one hit and even before i could pass the pipe it hit me like a steam train. I remember looking at my dash-bored fluctuating between dimensions and thought I really need to get out of the car as it was getting very intense. I remember going through some kind of highly coloured portal, like a million images being thrown at me (i was stood up while this was going on). I can remember thinking "If this is death then switch me off right now, i just can't handle this head f--k for eternity"

Then, all of a suden it seemed to slow down quite fast. As it did I could see it was being done by two Jester type beings. And with a movement of their arms they brought it to a sudden stop and I broke out into some kind of digital space. It seemed like a very computer graphical environment (best i can describe).

While in this space i felt loved and relaxed and I thought to myself "Phew! thank god the head f--k bit was over". and with that thought the whole place erupted with laughter. Whatever it was, I was the butt of it's joke. And that was cool. It felt and seemed like they were long lost friends, that feeling came across very strong. And just like friends and family here on earth they have a lot of humour. In fact more so. I called them a bunch of piss taking -----! (in the best possible was of course) But every time i tried to say it they would do something with my words like reverse, slow it down, speed it up. By this time i was rolling about on the floor laughing my ass off and at the same time telling them "OK guys! enough is enough, i need to get back to earth and have a cup of tea". All i wanted was a quick glimpse to satisfy my curiosity and needed something grounding (cup of tea and a splif).

Then out of nowhere Jesus appears (i am not religious in anyway), Jesus appears and holds out his hand and by this time i knew it was a joke (2000 years he still wears the same clothes) Almost as though the beings knew my views on religion (not serious at all)
Well i'm hoping it was a joke because i told jesus to go make me a cup of tea and maybe a few other rude words were said. As he held his hand out I got enveloped in white light and with that I said "naa not today" opened my eyes to find myself laying on my back on a cattle grid (i have the bruises still)


Meanwhile, my girlfriend still sat in the car told me "whatever was happening in my trip pulled her out of her's" she also remembers a great deal of laughing going on. Laughing at me.

All in all it was an amazing experience. Humbling to know i'm going to be the butt of the afterlife's jokes just like i am in this life. I can't wait to die < joke

 

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Very powerful magic for sure.
I would highly recommend a better controlled space for a better experience and most importantly your safety, but I'm glad you didn't get hurt.
I have found that I have sometimes been so lost in the experience I have been two people at once and other very strange mental states, so I don't even dare to handle this material any way but very carefully using it inside in a safe, comfortable, and quiet environment.
Please stay safe!

 

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Thank you. I'm usually full of common sense as i love life so wouldn't do anything to jeopardise it. The place I choose to do it is a private farm so there is no traffic. And it is truly magical in many ways so for me it's the safest place on earth (apart from the cattle grid)
as you can see, it's an amazingly tranquil, peaceful welcoming and very much out of the way. And like i said it's also off grid, zero electricity or phone signal, i believe that enhances a psychedelic/spiritual experience.
Perfect for spice adventures or just laying in the grass.
The house it's self is hundreds of years old and contains a lot of energy. It also has a few spirits. Guaranteed if you visit you will experience something out of the ordinary Which is another topic in it's self.

i've taken a few snaps recently of unusual phenomena. i'll post a thread on that soon. Actually got quite a few things from evp, orbs and even a recent photo of what appears to be my brother in a reflection. he died years ago.

 

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Here's a little teaser for starters (some of the odd unusual things i've captured as mentioned) . . . . here's a pic of a reflection on my kitchen wall one evening about 3 weeks ago. i won't jump to any conclusions, we'll just say it's the sun shining through my window which is exactly what it was. it stayed stationary for at least half hour before fading away.

But as you can tell it caught my attention. there were no objects in the window. Not the best quality as i have a standard phone camera. It appeared just as i stared an extraction.