11:11 said:
If the DEA is watching someone on this board, SWIM isn't going to help you in court.
Well, if YOU did what you wrote about SWIM doing, then no it will not help you at all because you broke the law. The law is the law. But if you never did anything illegal, like ME, but you wrote about others doing such things, then there is nothing at all self incriminating about what you write because you are not writing about yourself. You are writing about a fictional character. That's the difference.
Look, yesterday SWIM went to Jupiter and ate cheese with the aliens there. Ok, so SWIM does some wild things, that I'm not sure are even possible.
So judge, look here, SWIM went to Jupiter, there it is in writing. It must be true. It's in writing and on the internet. So SWIM must be guilty of leaving planet earth because it's documented on the internet.
Is he telling the truth? Did SWIM go to Jupiter? I don't know. I wasn't there.
Come on. Please, fiction is fiction. You cannot get in trouble with the law for something a fictional character did in a story you wrote. That's nonsense.
If you were doing illegal things and using SWIM to cover it up and it was found that you actually were doing illegal things, that's a totally different ball game. Then of course they can use your fictional character in court because they found it to be actually you. But if you never did anything you wrote about SWIM doing, then it means nothing at all.
Look, SWIM just moved the entire universe to the left by 1 inch. Did you feel it? But maybe you'll never notice it because everything moved one inch at the same time. SWIM is guilty of moving the universe because I wrote about him doing it...what nonsense.
If you believe you can get into trouble with the law by writing about fictional things, then why aren't all the murder mystery writers in jail for committing murder? Huh?