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New Age BS Generator

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Jagube

Jagube

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Just came across this funny site...

Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help.
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sebpearce.com

New Age Bullshit Generator

We are in the midst of a cosmic flowering of synchronicity that will remove the barriers to the dreamscape itself.
sebpearce.com

Example output:
Consciousness consists of ultrasonic energy of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a redefining of the zero-point. Wonder is a constant.

By invocation, we dream.
Without ecstasy, one cannot grow. The complexity of the present time seems to demand a deepening of our brains if we are going to survive. Only a Indigo Child of the solar system may reveal this network of divinity.

We are in the midst of an infinite redefining of guidance that will be a gateway to the totality itself.

We are being called to explore the multiverse itself as an interface between sharing and spacetime. It is a sign of things to come. It is in redefining that we are guided.
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The philosopher john searle once asked a couple of french philosophers how it was possible that he could have a completely rational conversation with anyone of them, but their essays where always completely incomprehensible.

One of the french philosophers answered that in french postmodern philosophy, it is mandatory that at least 30% of any given text is incomprehensible and meaningless.

The other french philosopher replied:"no, you're wrong. It has to be much more than 30%".
 
Indeed, the level of intelligibility is inversely proportional to the amount of credibility engendered among the credulous.

Yes, that site is priceless.
 
I think there is a good chance though, that given enough time, this bullshitmachine will one day, purely by accident, create a sentence that would completely shake modern science to it's core.
 
☝️ I mean, maybe...

I like the random “spiritual” picture they add to each one. Some dusty trail, or magnified water drops. I wonder how many sites actually use that.

Makes me think of a quote from rick and morty.
“Rick, don’t you need to turn the quantum carborator?”
“Shut up morty, you’re an idiot. You can’t just stick a science word and a car word together and act like you know what you’re talking about”
 
dragonrider said:
I think there is a good chance though, that given enough time, this bullshitmachine will one day, purely by accident, create...
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Ever wondered how God made the universe? 😁
"And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good."
If he truly was surprised to see something good, what does that say? :twisted:
 
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