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UnSaNiTy

UnSaNiTy

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I enjoy nonsense. I enjoy the oddness of nonsense. I enjoy the absurd. DMT is nonsense and absurdity, one of the reasons that I like it. I have come out of an experience and just keep thinking 'What in the hell was that?! I often just laugh at the absurdity of what I had just experienced. I have laughed so hard that I had tears streaming down my face.

I am interested to see all the weird, odd, absurd, malarkey, twaddle, flapdoodle, fiddle-faddle, kookiness, shenanigans, silly, strange, off-the-wall, crazy, unique, phantasmagorical, confounding, preposterous, far-out, whacky, looney, ludicrous, peculiar, unusual, screwy, addlepated and all the other synonyms that I missed with an online search. Place them here please. Deposit your weirdness here so I may behold the awesomeness of the nonsense and absurd you have uncovered in your travels on this world. Let your inner weirdo out in here! The more absurd the better I say!

All hail the mighty Pughawk!
 

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This one had me literally helpless with mirth - I actually had to lie down on the floor, laughing so much that it hurt. It's had me start laughing again several days later just at the thought of it; best of all, I'm not 100% sure why. Plus, it's seasonal :?
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Seriously, Simon Jones is a hidden genius.

I was dropped on my head as a baby, though.
 
STEVE THE CRUSHER!!! Crocodile Dundee star Paul Hogan is still alive and kicking at 84 years old! Good on ya mate!

Birds with arms.

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As you get older, watch out for memory loss.
 

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A nonsense joke i know since 8 years and i will never forget it.
This could be continued without limits.

Q: How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?
A: You open the door of the fridge, you take the giraffe, put the giraffe into the fridge then close the door of the fridge.

Q: How do you put a cow into the fridge?
A: You open the door of the fridge, take the giraffe out, take the cow, put into the fridge, close the door of the fridge.

Q: The lion king shouts and all animals are meeting the lion king. But which animal is missing?
A: The cow. Hes still in the fridge.

Q: I got you hopefully. And everything makes sense right? In fact it does not because a cow was never part of the movie the lion king.

Q: You are at a river and you want to pass it. Crocodiles are inside the river. How do you pass it?
A: You open the fridge and put the cow out. The crocodiles will prefer the cow.
 
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