Elf Self Melt
Rising Star
__REVENGE OF THE WERDS__
STARRING(not in order of appearance):
-Small French Press
-Food Dehydrator
-Olive Oil
-High Proof Alcohol
-Cellophane Wrap
-Kitchen Counter
-Pyrex Bowl
-Sturdy Butter Knife
-Fork
-Lemon Juice
-Large Ceramic Bowl
-Peppermint Oil Extract
-6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds
-1 Pint Mason Jar
-2 Small Glass Pudding Dishes
-Small Coffee Grinder
-Dark Closet
-Room Temperature
-Refrigerator
-Airtight Food Container
-1 Oatmeal Spoon
-Ginger Root
-Earth
the following film has been rated ::NPPN:: (not for people pregnant or nursing)
Booger ground the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds in the Coffee Grinder in bursts to attempt to keep the motor from overheating and destroying the Alkaloids. When the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds had become fairly uniform in size he scraped the Small Coffee Grinder into a Small Glass Pudding Dish. He added Lemon Juice a few drops at a time and stirred so that the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seed powder would be covered by the acidic Lemon Juice so that the Alkaloids would become more-polar but the Lemon Juice would not be in excess and pool up in the dish.
Booger stirred the mixture thoroughly. The mixture had a unique smell. He let the mixture dry for a few hours and stirred it occasionally. Once Booger felt the Alkaloids had become more-polar he scrapped the mixture into the Small French Press. He added Olive Oil to the glass until it was about 2/3 full so that he could stir the mixture without it spilling over the top.
Booger stirred frequently with a Fork.
The 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds mixture stuck together at first, but he kept stirring it at random and when he thought about it and was excited about what he was doing. Slowly but surely the elements of the original mixture became slightly easier to mix with the Olive Oil.
The mixture sat on Booger's Kitchen Counter in the Small French Press for a few days and he stirred it when he thought about it and was okay with what he was doing. He periodically checked the new Olive Oil-6 Gram Morning Glory Seed mixture against the original bottle of Olive Oil to see if the color had changed. He was hoping that the non-polar ingredients would slowly mix with the Olive Oil but the polar ingredients would not.
Eventually, the Olive Oil in the Small French Press seemed to have changed in appearance. He put the top of the Small French Press on the glass and pushed it downward. Booger poured the Olive Oil into the sink. He added a small amount of High Proof Alcohol and attempted to wash the Olive Oil off the seeds. He did this a few times until the seeds were not oily to the touch. Booger did this part of the process quickly so as not to remove any of the polar Alkaloids, just the Olive Oil.
Booger scrapped the seeds into a fresh Small Glass Pudding Dish. He added more Lemon Juice, about 2.5ml Peppermint Oil Extract, and High Proof Alcohol and stirred. The mixture was about 2/3 solid and maybe a little more that 1/3 liquid. He stirred it thoroughly.
Booger's idea was that the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds would have been washed with the Olive Oil of the undesirable irritants and the Lemon Juice would would further acidify/make more-polar the Alkaloids, the High Proof Alcohol would rip the Alkaloids from the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds, and the Peppermint Oil Extract would react with the Alkaloids to create a less irritating compound.
Booger mixed it thoroughly and set it in a Dark Closet overnight at Room Temperature to let it dry.
The next day, he put the contents of the Small Glass Pudding Dish into a 1 Pint Mason Jar, added Distilled Water, and stirred. The Distilled Water instantly became milky white. He stirred it a few more times that night, covered it with Cellophane Wrap, and put it in the Refrigerator.
It sat in the Refrigerator for about a week. He took it out the last couple of days and stirred it, and then placed it back in the Refrigerator. He had originally planned to drink the liquid but did not want/feel comfortable doing so..
When Booger removed the 1 Pint Mason Jar the mixture had separated into three distinct layers. The top layer was still milky white. This was the layer that should have contained the Alkaloids and was approximately the same amount as the Distilled Water he poured in earlier.
Booger had originally planned to pour the entire mixture into the Small French Press to separate the liquids from the solids but it was apparent to him that the solids were congealed at the bottom. He poured the top liquid into a Pyrex Bowl and placed the Pyrex Bowl into a Large Ceramic Bowl.
The mixture had separated, leaving the top layer, which Booger poured into the Pyrex Bowl, and two other layers. The two other layers were one on the bottom, which looked much like the original seed powder mixture, and the second layer, which was a syrupy tan brown layer that did not pour into the Pyrex Dish, but seemed stuck in between. He took care not to allow the second layer to get into the Pyrex Dish.
Booger placed the Pyrex Dish containing the milky white liquid into the Large Ceramic Bowl and placed the top of the Food Dehydrator on top of it so that the intake was over the Large Ceramic Bowl but the output was over the Pyrex Dish containing the milky white liquid.
The top of the Food Dehydrator was set to the lowest setting at approximately 95*F or 35*C.
Booger let it sit overnight and the next morning it was almost completely dried out. He went to work and when he came back he was pretty sure it was completely dried out. He left again.. and when he finally came back home later the Pyrex Dish contained what looked like salt crystals spread evenly over the dish covered by a thin layer of oil that went about 1 inch up the side!
Booger touched the contents of the Pyrex Dish with his finger to make sure that it was a dry as it could get. He unplugged the top of the Food Dehydrator, and brought the Pyrex Dish to the counter and covered it with Cellophane Wrap. He peeled back one side of the Cellophane Wrap and began to scrape the contents of the Pyrex Dish with a Sturdy Butter Knife. The Cellophane Wrap was to keep the scrapped contents of the from flying out of the dish.
Booger scrapped in periodic sessions until his arm got tired. It was half crystal, half oil, with a yellow-tan hue that stuck to the knife as he proceeded..
Booger put the results in an Airtight Food Container and continued as his muscles and mind would allow..
Booger ended up with approximately 1 Oatmeal Spoon of yellow-tan extract that he still to this day has yet to ingest..
Booger plans to one day mix the finished product with chopped up Ginger Root to ease indigestion. He has no clue how potent the final extract is but it is, in appearance, at least or more pure that current chemical extraction methods.
Booger told his story because he believes there are other adults in our society that find value in the psychedelic experience but are not willing to compromise their bodies with otherwise hazardous chemicals or interact with potentially dangerous social circles.
Booger did his best to tell the truth and keep his syntax down to Earth but is aware of his limitations to keep it real! Booger loves you!!!
STARRING(not in order of appearance):
-Small French Press
-Food Dehydrator
-Olive Oil
-High Proof Alcohol
-Cellophane Wrap
-Kitchen Counter
-Pyrex Bowl
-Sturdy Butter Knife
-Fork
-Lemon Juice
-Large Ceramic Bowl
-Peppermint Oil Extract
-6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds
-1 Pint Mason Jar
-2 Small Glass Pudding Dishes
-Small Coffee Grinder
-Dark Closet
-Room Temperature
-Refrigerator
-Airtight Food Container
-1 Oatmeal Spoon
-Ginger Root
-Earth
the following film has been rated ::NPPN:: (not for people pregnant or nursing)
Booger ground the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds in the Coffee Grinder in bursts to attempt to keep the motor from overheating and destroying the Alkaloids. When the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds had become fairly uniform in size he scraped the Small Coffee Grinder into a Small Glass Pudding Dish. He added Lemon Juice a few drops at a time and stirred so that the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seed powder would be covered by the acidic Lemon Juice so that the Alkaloids would become more-polar but the Lemon Juice would not be in excess and pool up in the dish.
Booger stirred the mixture thoroughly. The mixture had a unique smell. He let the mixture dry for a few hours and stirred it occasionally. Once Booger felt the Alkaloids had become more-polar he scrapped the mixture into the Small French Press. He added Olive Oil to the glass until it was about 2/3 full so that he could stir the mixture without it spilling over the top.
Booger stirred frequently with a Fork.
The 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds mixture stuck together at first, but he kept stirring it at random and when he thought about it and was excited about what he was doing. Slowly but surely the elements of the original mixture became slightly easier to mix with the Olive Oil.
The mixture sat on Booger's Kitchen Counter in the Small French Press for a few days and he stirred it when he thought about it and was okay with what he was doing. He periodically checked the new Olive Oil-6 Gram Morning Glory Seed mixture against the original bottle of Olive Oil to see if the color had changed. He was hoping that the non-polar ingredients would slowly mix with the Olive Oil but the polar ingredients would not.
Eventually, the Olive Oil in the Small French Press seemed to have changed in appearance. He put the top of the Small French Press on the glass and pushed it downward. Booger poured the Olive Oil into the sink. He added a small amount of High Proof Alcohol and attempted to wash the Olive Oil off the seeds. He did this a few times until the seeds were not oily to the touch. Booger did this part of the process quickly so as not to remove any of the polar Alkaloids, just the Olive Oil.
Booger scrapped the seeds into a fresh Small Glass Pudding Dish. He added more Lemon Juice, about 2.5ml Peppermint Oil Extract, and High Proof Alcohol and stirred. The mixture was about 2/3 solid and maybe a little more that 1/3 liquid. He stirred it thoroughly.
Booger's idea was that the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds would have been washed with the Olive Oil of the undesirable irritants and the Lemon Juice would would further acidify/make more-polar the Alkaloids, the High Proof Alcohol would rip the Alkaloids from the 6 Grams Morning Glory Seeds, and the Peppermint Oil Extract would react with the Alkaloids to create a less irritating compound.
Booger mixed it thoroughly and set it in a Dark Closet overnight at Room Temperature to let it dry.
The next day, he put the contents of the Small Glass Pudding Dish into a 1 Pint Mason Jar, added Distilled Water, and stirred. The Distilled Water instantly became milky white. He stirred it a few more times that night, covered it with Cellophane Wrap, and put it in the Refrigerator.
It sat in the Refrigerator for about a week. He took it out the last couple of days and stirred it, and then placed it back in the Refrigerator. He had originally planned to drink the liquid but did not want/feel comfortable doing so..
When Booger removed the 1 Pint Mason Jar the mixture had separated into three distinct layers. The top layer was still milky white. This was the layer that should have contained the Alkaloids and was approximately the same amount as the Distilled Water he poured in earlier.
Booger had originally planned to pour the entire mixture into the Small French Press to separate the liquids from the solids but it was apparent to him that the solids were congealed at the bottom. He poured the top liquid into a Pyrex Bowl and placed the Pyrex Bowl into a Large Ceramic Bowl.
The mixture had separated, leaving the top layer, which Booger poured into the Pyrex Bowl, and two other layers. The two other layers were one on the bottom, which looked much like the original seed powder mixture, and the second layer, which was a syrupy tan brown layer that did not pour into the Pyrex Dish, but seemed stuck in between. He took care not to allow the second layer to get into the Pyrex Dish.
Booger placed the Pyrex Dish containing the milky white liquid into the Large Ceramic Bowl and placed the top of the Food Dehydrator on top of it so that the intake was over the Large Ceramic Bowl but the output was over the Pyrex Dish containing the milky white liquid.
The top of the Food Dehydrator was set to the lowest setting at approximately 95*F or 35*C.
Booger let it sit overnight and the next morning it was almost completely dried out. He went to work and when he came back he was pretty sure it was completely dried out. He left again.. and when he finally came back home later the Pyrex Dish contained what looked like salt crystals spread evenly over the dish covered by a thin layer of oil that went about 1 inch up the side!
Booger touched the contents of the Pyrex Dish with his finger to make sure that it was a dry as it could get. He unplugged the top of the Food Dehydrator, and brought the Pyrex Dish to the counter and covered it with Cellophane Wrap. He peeled back one side of the Cellophane Wrap and began to scrape the contents of the Pyrex Dish with a Sturdy Butter Knife. The Cellophane Wrap was to keep the scrapped contents of the from flying out of the dish.
Booger scrapped in periodic sessions until his arm got tired. It was half crystal, half oil, with a yellow-tan hue that stuck to the knife as he proceeded..
Booger put the results in an Airtight Food Container and continued as his muscles and mind would allow..
Booger ended up with approximately 1 Oatmeal Spoon of yellow-tan extract that he still to this day has yet to ingest..
Booger plans to one day mix the finished product with chopped up Ginger Root to ease indigestion. He has no clue how potent the final extract is but it is, in appearance, at least or more pure that current chemical extraction methods.
Booger told his story because he believes there are other adults in our society that find value in the psychedelic experience but are not willing to compromise their bodies with otherwise hazardous chemicals or interact with potentially dangerous social circles.
Booger did his best to tell the truth and keep his syntax down to Earth but is aware of his limitations to keep it real! Booger loves you!!!
