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anrchy

anrchy

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You know those times when your brain just kinda glitches out for a minute and you put your milk in the cupboard. I once poured milk in a tub a butter. Another time I poured my gravy in my mashed potatoes instead of milk.

Today, while getting out of my car I kinda of just tossed my keys to the ground. Very strange stuff.

If you did something like this recently or even today post it here...
 
Convinced myself I put a hole in my bottom front tooth from a piece of jerky.... The jerky was just stuck in between my teeth.
 
I got really baked, and had the idea to play Oldschool Runescape- something I haven't played since 2007. That game was my childhood.

Totally don't regret it, it was so strange looking at this ancient obsession of mine, and it's so boring and grindy now too, but there's still some magical charm to it :). It's incredible how I've remembered everything in all this time, too. It was a very nostalgic experience to say the very least :)
 
Reminds me of the time I was very stoned and walked up to the fridge in the garage and absent mindedly hit the unlock button on my car key remote as if that would unlock it.

Today I haven't really moved yet, but I just awoke from a lucid dream where I float slowly above the town, earth, and eventually the galaxy.

What a weird existence this is.
 
last night was company xmas party at the club.
none of it is fit to type on the forum.

(i dressed the maid up as " cindy who" if that helps)
 
At 5am I walked across a log over a stream while drunk. It didn't occur to me until I was on my way back across that my sense of balance was not fully equipt for such a task. Luckily I didn't fall.
 
Today, they said I couldn't moonwalk across the floor at work. They were wrong.

:thumb_up:

😁
 
So I went to a local bar. Recently relapsed alcoholic. Get super loaded, and am just sitting by myself in this back area, secluded from the general bar population.

Lo and behold, this SUPER sketchy dude comes to my table, quite aggressively, and starts talking to me. I ask him what he does for a living, he says preaching. He is very obviously homeless. I have the distinct sensation I am about to be mugged or stabbed; he needs to borrow my phone to show me pictures of his son on facebook, he wants to walk with me to the library later, etc. He starts rambling about his personal life; I learn he recently got out of prison from a 7 year prison sentence for armed robbery. He is now supposedly Jesus reincarnated (his own words). He described in great detail how his life story was the exact same as Jesus's. He then tried to explain to me how he cracked the CIA Kronos project's 4th code, K4. When I asked him what it meant, he said, God is good. At this point, he asked if he could borrow my phone and go outside for a minute to call his friend. When I said no, he blessed a penny for me and told me to hang on to it for good luck.

I just checked his criminal records online and he has been in for a lot more than armed robbery.
 
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