Welcome, Prvt. Shroomapotamus! FROM NOW ON UNTIL YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR REQUIREMENT'S TO SMOKE SPICE, YOU ARE HEREBY ADDRESSED AS MAGOT! DO YOU READ LOUD AND CLEAR?!

FIRST! YOU WILL GO TO THE NEAREST ONLINE VENDOR! THAN PROCEED TO ACQUIRE AS MUCH M.H.R.B AS POSSIBLE! ONCE RECEIVED YOU WILL RETURN HERE IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR FIRST TEK INSTRUCTIONS.

Now... I don't know how they do things in the bushes from where you belong, BUT HERE YOU WILL DO A STRAIGHT TO BASE NOMANS TEK, MAGGOT DO YOU COPY?!

GOOD! Now drop down and give me twenty!