CosmicFool
Rising Star
My last visit to hyperspace was so overwhelming that its really hard for me to start describing my trip.
A while ago, I came back from work, only to find that our doggie had gotten its teeth into my mg-scale box, the scale had a few teethmarks in it, but I thought it was in fine enough shape and didnt need recalibration. I guess I was wrong.
I caked what i thought to be 30-40mg of spice to my bong with Calea, lit it up, took a good drag, inhaled, felt the pressure rising and thought: "here we go, I better put my bong down fast while I still can" and placed it on the table. Immediately everything went yellow and started to bulge towards me, I mean tv-screens, walls, windows, everything. Then everything transformed into fractals, caleidoscopic imagery, well you know what I mean, and I felt like I was falling rapidly, like the speed of light and it freaked me out a bit, enough for me to start fumbling and trashing around on my sofa. I ended up knocking my bong over.
Then, a sudden stop. I cant really describe what happened after that, I started to fold over and over again, to revolve, if I might say. My mind spun around itself, then again, and again, and again. Every damn time I was about to grasp of what's going on, SNAP, another fold, accompanied by a sharp pain somewhere in the back of my head. This continued to the point I was sure that I had overdosed somehow and fried my precious little brain. Then all of a sudden I could see myself lying on the floor, shaking and convulsing, at the same time I could see my girlfriend entering our home from the front door, seeing me lying on the floor. She ran to me yelling and crying "you goddamn idiot! what have you done!? Why did you do this?!" She yelled and lifted me up to her lap and all I could utter was "Im so sorry"
I thought a week had gone by and that I had lied on the floor the whole time. Then I was escorted to some another place, I cant really remember how and where, but I could hear a sound like a didgeridoo and tibetian throat singing at the same time and I saw thousands and thousands of green lotus flowers pillaring towards me, and every petal of those flowers had a peacock eye on them, hundreds of thousands of eyes, every one of them fixated at me like I was being inspected by someone.
Then all of a sudden all those pretty flowers retreated and left me in a complete darkness, I mean COMPLETE darkness, I couldnt see anything. Like I had been inspected, and then denied of access to somewhere. Until another sound caught my ear: crackling. Like a sound you hear when you take ice cubes out of freezer, and I felt the most euphoric Ive ever felt, like every cell of my body was vibrating in an orgasm. This lasted a while that felt like ten seconds or so, then I was placed in that same darkness again. Alone.
Suddenly I could feel my sense of smell and taste being ripped out through my mouth and transformed into these square-shaped neon trees that pulsated and exploded constantly. There I was, in darkness, without my senses of taste and smell and only thing I could see were these trees, and if it wouldnt have felt so violent and overfelming I would have enjoyed it. But no.
After the last tree started to fade into the darkness, I slowly could regain my consciousness and though "oh man, Im tripping so hard, I better just lay down and close my eyes" even though I didnt know if my eyes were already closed. I lied there for a while, placed my hands on my chest, since I felt that it would soothe and relax me and surely it did.
When I opened my eyes, I could see red and blue lights flashing, an ambulance in front of me, and paramedics kneeled down and reaching their hands at me. I couldnt see them from the waist up, but I knew I was SCREWED. Thinking "damn damn damn damn, I bet the police will arrive here soon too and then Im really screwed!" When suddenly, the flashing lights, the ambulance, and the paramedics just vanished into the thin air and I found my self sitting on the floor of my livingroom.
I stood up, leaned my hand against the livingroom table and thought "Phew, that was ruff, Im glad Im back here... Hold on, am I really here? Whats "here" anyway?" I had to sit down for a while, since I couldnt really grasp at what level the floor was, couple times I had to place my hand on the floor to convince me that the floor is really there.
Only fifteen minutes had gone by, and for five or so minutes I still could see a whole lot of fractals every time I closed my eyes, and even when my eyes were open, It was like I was watching everything through a multi-faceted diamond. 5 more minutes and Im completely back, just flabbergasted and wondering what the hell just happened. The night after that I couldnt really sleep well, bits of the trip echoed in my dreams like nightmares and kept waking me up.
And that was it.
I guess I'll order a new scale 'cos I dont think the old one is accurate.
Sorry if my story is kinda repetitive with some words, my vocabulary is rather limited
A while ago, I came back from work, only to find that our doggie had gotten its teeth into my mg-scale box, the scale had a few teethmarks in it, but I thought it was in fine enough shape and didnt need recalibration. I guess I was wrong.
I caked what i thought to be 30-40mg of spice to my bong with Calea, lit it up, took a good drag, inhaled, felt the pressure rising and thought: "here we go, I better put my bong down fast while I still can" and placed it on the table. Immediately everything went yellow and started to bulge towards me, I mean tv-screens, walls, windows, everything. Then everything transformed into fractals, caleidoscopic imagery, well you know what I mean, and I felt like I was falling rapidly, like the speed of light and it freaked me out a bit, enough for me to start fumbling and trashing around on my sofa. I ended up knocking my bong over.
Then, a sudden stop. I cant really describe what happened after that, I started to fold over and over again, to revolve, if I might say. My mind spun around itself, then again, and again, and again. Every damn time I was about to grasp of what's going on, SNAP, another fold, accompanied by a sharp pain somewhere in the back of my head. This continued to the point I was sure that I had overdosed somehow and fried my precious little brain. Then all of a sudden I could see myself lying on the floor, shaking and convulsing, at the same time I could see my girlfriend entering our home from the front door, seeing me lying on the floor. She ran to me yelling and crying "you goddamn idiot! what have you done!? Why did you do this?!" She yelled and lifted me up to her lap and all I could utter was "Im so sorry"
I thought a week had gone by and that I had lied on the floor the whole time. Then I was escorted to some another place, I cant really remember how and where, but I could hear a sound like a didgeridoo and tibetian throat singing at the same time and I saw thousands and thousands of green lotus flowers pillaring towards me, and every petal of those flowers had a peacock eye on them, hundreds of thousands of eyes, every one of them fixated at me like I was being inspected by someone.
Then all of a sudden all those pretty flowers retreated and left me in a complete darkness, I mean COMPLETE darkness, I couldnt see anything. Like I had been inspected, and then denied of access to somewhere. Until another sound caught my ear: crackling. Like a sound you hear when you take ice cubes out of freezer, and I felt the most euphoric Ive ever felt, like every cell of my body was vibrating in an orgasm. This lasted a while that felt like ten seconds or so, then I was placed in that same darkness again. Alone.
Suddenly I could feel my sense of smell and taste being ripped out through my mouth and transformed into these square-shaped neon trees that pulsated and exploded constantly. There I was, in darkness, without my senses of taste and smell and only thing I could see were these trees, and if it wouldnt have felt so violent and overfelming I would have enjoyed it. But no.
After the last tree started to fade into the darkness, I slowly could regain my consciousness and though "oh man, Im tripping so hard, I better just lay down and close my eyes" even though I didnt know if my eyes were already closed. I lied there for a while, placed my hands on my chest, since I felt that it would soothe and relax me and surely it did.
When I opened my eyes, I could see red and blue lights flashing, an ambulance in front of me, and paramedics kneeled down and reaching their hands at me. I couldnt see them from the waist up, but I knew I was SCREWED. Thinking "damn damn damn damn, I bet the police will arrive here soon too and then Im really screwed!" When suddenly, the flashing lights, the ambulance, and the paramedics just vanished into the thin air and I found my self sitting on the floor of my livingroom.
I stood up, leaned my hand against the livingroom table and thought "Phew, that was ruff, Im glad Im back here... Hold on, am I really here? Whats "here" anyway?" I had to sit down for a while, since I couldnt really grasp at what level the floor was, couple times I had to place my hand on the floor to convince me that the floor is really there.
Only fifteen minutes had gone by, and for five or so minutes I still could see a whole lot of fractals every time I closed my eyes, and even when my eyes were open, It was like I was watching everything through a multi-faceted diamond. 5 more minutes and Im completely back, just flabbergasted and wondering what the hell just happened. The night after that I couldnt really sleep well, bits of the trip echoed in my dreams like nightmares and kept waking me up.
And that was it.
I guess I'll order a new scale 'cos I dont think the old one is accurate.
Sorry if my story is kinda repetitive with some words, my vocabulary is rather limited
