[quote:ecaf93f18a]When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."[/quote:ecaf93f18a]    Hah    [quote:ecaf93f18a]The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.[/quote:ecaf93f18a]    Hah, that's my favorite.    I also like these quotes:    [quote:ecaf93f18a]“Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen.”  ~ Ragu on Pastafarianism     “In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs...”  ~ Ishmali Camuwundra on FSMism[/quote:ecaf93f18a]