Top Aprils' Fool Answers

[LightDancer]

thefredsta (11) => Q: Who let the dogs out? A: The space elves!

 

[LightDancer]

Xagan (49) => Q: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? A: It's just an association you have made between my presence and the appearance of birds. I'm sure there is no correlation between my location and the amount of birds around. However, cover myself with peanut butter and seeds, and sit very still in a woodland for a week, and there's a chance that aves may follow me from that moment on, providing I'm still covered in peanut butter!

 

[Jin]

oblighul did awesome ,

 

[The Traveler]

QUESTION

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

ANSWER

THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS

Kind regards,

The Traveler

 

[obliguhl]

oblighul did awesome ,

Thanks Jin, glad you liked it. Perhaps a few too many insider jokes

 

[Metanoia]

14:35:10 ‹Kikker›anonenium (7) =>
Q: What alkaloids are present in "jungle spice"?

A: well its known as melange, we extract it from the poop of these giant worms out in the desert, it turned out eyes solid blue, makes us think were immortal and gives us control of a technology that allows us to move between interstellar bodys in seconds (although we sometimes forget our body along the way ). it depends on the source material and the method of extraction but one of them makes you see giant worms rising out of the desert.

LMAO :lol: :lol:

 

[Swarupa]

Man, i'm happy to find out this was a joke...

 

[universecannon]

QUESTION

On how many occasions has the Dmt-Nexus had to utilize the veto vote in the illuminati council?

ANSWER

Only once, on the decission to recover Atlantis from the sea in order to start the raptor-riding Nazi invasion

 

[Koornut]

QUESTION

What's new pussy cat?

ANSWER

No comment .
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[obliguhl]

yeah, gods answers are pretty awesome/funny too.

(not insulting your dignity man, it was just funny...)