What do the entities talk about when we're not there to hear them?

[BongWizard]

I imagine it goes something like this:

Entity 1: what's happening, man?
Entity 2: not much. Thinking about climbing mount hyperspace today. Wanna come with?
Entity 1: no way. You know I don't walk! Plus the DMT is way too thin up there. Screw mountains, I know how we can really get high.
Entity 2: oh yeah? What you got?
Entity 1: just made up a new batch of air.
Entity 2: really? What's in this one?
Entity 1: about 3 quarters nitrogen 20ish% oxygen, a shot of CO2 and a dash of argon. Got the recipe off the O2-Nexus.
Entity 2: wow! Not just oxy? You really put a bit into this one man.
Entity 1: yeah, they say the nitrogen really makes it pop, and the others are what they call "synergistic."
Entity 2: so how do we smoalk this shit?
Entity 1: with this machine. (Pulls out a compressed air cylinder) Made it outta parts off the hyperspace ship. (Takes a big hit and passes the machine)
Entity 2: sweeeeet! (Takes a hit of air)........ HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
Entity 1: what happened, dude? What did you see?
Entity 2: I saw a human, man. He was freaking out! He was so clear and plain looking... Weird...
Entity 1: yeah, wearin clothes and having one face, strange stuff.
Entity 2: Do you think there's more of them out there?
Entity 1: yeah man! I just saw a dozen or so, all drinking stuff and freakin out, except one. He almost looked like us, bro. But man their breathe stank like... Shit what did it smell like?
Entity 2: hey, are humans real, dude?
Entity 1: I dunno man, but what is real is the lessons they teach us about how NOT to live our lives.
Entity 2: yeah, I guess that makes them real on some level.
Entity 1: AIR! That's what their breathe smelled like. Air... Wait a minute, if they smelt like air.... Are WE real, bro?

:lol:

 

[Ayawasqero]

Where´s the like button?

 

[Koornut]

Entity 1 : Hi Ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.

Entity 2 : Steve, what are you doing?

Entity 1 : What? I'm working.

Entity 2 : Stop it, you are daydreaming again.

Meanwhile in reality, Frank Churchill writes the songs for Snow White and the seven dwarves.

[Enter Yahwe.]

Entity 1 &2 : Hey!

Yahwe : (sigh) hey guys.

Entity 2 : what's wrong buddy?

Yahwe : it doesn't matter.

Entity 1 : oh come on Y, you can tell us.

Yahwe : I feel a little oppressed right now, like somehow I'm not needed. I better go now, it's all going down in reality for me at the moment.

Entity 1 : (whispers) what a Debbie downer.

Entity 2 : right?

 

[LSDvibes]

I imagine it goes something like this:

Entity 1: what's happening, man?
Entity 2: not much. Thinking about climbing mount hyperspace today. Wanna come with?
Entity 1: no way. You know I don't walk! Plus the DMT is way too thin up there. Screw mountains, I know how we can really get high.
Entity 2: oh yeah? What you got?
Entity 1: just made up a new batch of air.
Entity 2: really? What's in this one?
Entity 1: about 3 quarters nitrogen 20ish% oxygen, a shot of CO2 and a dash of argon. Got the recipe off the O2-Nexus.
Entity 2: wow! Not just oxy? You really put a bit into this one man.
Entity 1: yeah, they say the nitrogen really makes it pop, and the others are what they call "synergistic."
Entity 2: so how do we smoalk this shit?
Entity 1: with this machine. (Pulls out a compressed air cylinder) Made it outta parts off the hyperspace ship. (Takes a big hit and passes the machine)
Entity 2: sweeeeet! (Takes a hit of air)........ HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
Entity 1: what happened, dude? What did you see?
Entity 2: I saw a human, man. He was freaking out! He was so clear and plain looking... Weird...
Entity 1: yeah, wearin clothes and having one face, strange stuff.
Entity 2: Do you think there's more of them out there?
Entity 1: yeah man! I just saw a dozen or so, all drinking stuff and freakin out, except one. He almost looked like us, bro. But man their breathe stank like... Shit what did it smell like?
Entity 2: hey, are humans real, dude?
Entity 1: I dunno man, but what is real is the lessons they teach us about how NOT to live our lives.
Entity 2: yeah, I guess that makes them real on some level.
Entity 1: AIR! That's what their breathe smelled like. Air... Wait a minute, if they smelt like air.... Are WE real, bro?
:lol:

This made me laugh, clever idea! Great post!

 

[TGO]

I imagine it goes something like this:

Entity 1: what's happening, man?
Entity 2: not much. Thinking about climbing mount hyperspace today. Wanna come with?
Entity 1: no way. You know I don't walk! Plus the DMT is way too thin up there. Screw mountains, I know how we can really get high.
Entity 2: oh yeah? What you got?
Entity 1: just made up a new batch of air.
Entity 2: really? What's in this one?
Entity 1: about 3 quarters nitrogen 20ish% oxygen, a shot of CO2 and a dash of argon. Got the recipe off the O2-Nexus.
Entity 2: wow! Not just oxy? You really put a bit into this one man.
Entity 1: yeah, they say the nitrogen really makes it pop, and the others are what they call "synergistic."
Entity 2: so how do we smoalk this shit?
Entity 1: with this machine. (Pulls out a compressed air cylinder) Made it outta parts off the hyperspace ship. (Takes a big hit and passes the machine)
Entity 2: sweeeeet! (Takes a hit of air)........ HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
Entity 1: what happened, dude? What did you see?
Entity 2: I saw a human, man. He was freaking out! He was so clear and plain looking... Weird...
Entity 1: yeah, wearin clothes and having one face, strange stuff.
Entity 2: Do you think there's more of them out there?
Entity 1: yeah man! I just saw a dozen or so, all drinking stuff and freakin out, except one. He almost looked like us, bro. But man their breathe stank like... Shit what did it smell like?
Entity 2: hey, are humans real, dude?
Entity 1: I dunno man, but what is real is the lessons they teach us about how NOT to live our lives.
Entity 2: yeah, I guess that makes them real on some level.
Entity 1: AIR! That's what their breathe smelled like. Air... Wait a minute, if they smelt like air.... Are WE real, bro?

:lol:

:lol: :thumb_up:

That sounds like some good air!

 

[spinCycle]

Careful folks, air is a gateway drug. Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.

 

[Cognitive Heart]

What do the entities talk about when we're not there to hear them?

Business as usual. 8) That being none of my business.

 

[Ufostrahlen]

Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

 

[nemesauce]

Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Lol!

Entity 2 to entity 1: forget Lohan! Wait till you meet my buddy Charlie Sheen, he's got this stuff called "tiger blood", it will knock your socks off!

 

[nemesauce]

Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Now I get the joke in its entirety
Lindsay Lohan used ayahuasca to recover from her miscarriage - Open Discussion - Welcome to the DMT-Nexus

 

[Metanoia]

Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.

I had a good laugh at all that dihydrogen monoxide stuff a while ago. :lol:

 

[RAM]

Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Now I get the joke in its entirety
Lindsay Lohan used ayahuasca to recover from her miscarriage - Open Discussion - Welcome to the DMT-Nexus

Uh oh... Looks like we've gone meta...

The Nexus is... now a meta forum!

 

[LSDvibes]

Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.

I had a good laugh at all that dihydrogen monoxide stuff a while ago. :lol:

:lol: Hah!

 

[TGO]

Bump!

I can't help it! I seriously love this! Cracks me up every time!

Lots and lots of

 

[Jees]

Entity 1 to 2: well ... huh... Mmmmm ..
entity 2 to 1: yeah..