*Ring* *Ring*

Awesomeusername: Hello?

LSD: Hi! It's me LSD! How's it going?

Awesomeusername: Good!  Hey listen, I am glad you called because I wanted to talk to you about something.

LSD: Ok... Everything alright?!

Awesomeusername: Yeah.. well.. it's just that I don't think we should be together anymore.

LSD: What?!  What did I do? We have been together for a long time.  I thought everything was going good?!

Awesomeusername: It's not you... it's me!  I'm sorry!

LSD: Ok.. I guess I have to respect that.  Well.. I am always here if you need me.

*Click*