synchronoise
Rising Star
Hello! My names Gareth and I'm an alcoholic. No pun intended. I'm also a very heavy stoner. Barely keeping my life together. Never did well at school, fell asleep during exams. I had plans on becoming a famous hip hop star > Although being Welsh and from the valleys, that was never a good option . . . that's how much my head was up my ass.
I didn't know any better, all I knew is that I hated most people and they hated me. I learned to breakdance at age 13 and became quite a hit with the other outcasts in school ie: Metal heads, goths, fat people, freaks, nerds etc etc.
I left school and went on benefits for a while . . . years past, then acid house happened . . . i don't remember anything else for the next ten years. When I got bored of acid house I rekindled my Hip Hop flame, bought a kangol hat to go along with my midlife crisis, realized I had two kids, settled into a job I hate and now I'm here with you.
I've been called a looser, always gets dumped, been told I'm going to be a lonely old man but truth is > Who cares, I have beer and weed . . . And I'm actually quite good looking and young for my age, although not sure if slightly eccentric or suffers from asperger's syndrome as I find social situations quite awkward. That is until I drop a pill or something. I'll then proceed to fact your head off . . . .
I didn't know any better, all I knew is that I hated most people and they hated me. I learned to breakdance at age 13 and became quite a hit with the other outcasts in school ie: Metal heads, goths, fat people, freaks, nerds etc etc.
I left school and went on benefits for a while . . . years past, then acid house happened . . . i don't remember anything else for the next ten years. When I got bored of acid house I rekindled my Hip Hop flame, bought a kangol hat to go along with my midlife crisis, realized I had two kids, settled into a job I hate and now I'm here with you.
I've been called a looser, always gets dumped, been told I'm going to be a lonely old man but truth is > Who cares, I have beer and weed . . . And I'm actually quite good looking and young for my age, although not sure if slightly eccentric or suffers from asperger's syndrome as I find social situations quite awkward. That is until I drop a pill or something. I'll then proceed to fact your head off . . . .