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Failed Cactus enema attempt

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My night is now complete. I am going to bed thinking of wee cotton ball enemas, my torchs in the yard and their wonderfully full alkaloid flesh, and poor nn-DMT and what it must have felt like having anal acid-indigestion.... probably as bad as it felt to grab a tube of Ben Gay thinking it was K-Y when I went to whack off one night when my wife wasn't interested......

Ever shot out of bed with a torpedo of fire shooting from your crotch - and do it silently?

nn-DMT, you made my night after a sad day. Thank you! (and bless you for the pain you endured!)
 
BurnerMike said:
My night is now complete. I am going to bed thinking of wee cotton ball enemas, my torchs in the yard and their wonderfully full alkaloid flesh, and poor nn-DMT and what it must have felt like having anal acid-indigestion.... probably as bad as it felt to grab a tube of Ben Gay thinking it was K-Y when I went to whack off one night when my wife wasn't interested......

Ever shot out of bed with a torpedo of fire shooting from your crotch - and do it silently?

nn-DMT, you made my night after a sad day. Thank you! (and bless you for the pain you endured!)
I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's amazing what a good laugh can do! Your story is equally as hilarious, BurnerMike, burner of the crotch! I do sympathize for the pain you must have felt. cheers for a good laugh on both sides of the computer screen!
 
eyorca said:
nn-DMT,, have you ever tried eating the cacti raw?
I have tried the dried cactus powder before, but not raw fresh cactus. I think that the torch powder gives more more of a body high and is much more ecstatic and extact is more visual and "trippy"
 
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