newusername1
Established member
The rare arctic monkey gorrilus yeti has been known for centuries by painters around the world as the primary source of one of the most powerfull pigments known to man. Tiny amounts of feces from this endangered species are enough to give almost any object a bright orange hue. The pigment is so powerfull that it can take years for even the most experienced painters to master the correct application of it. Rarely does the credo "less is more" make more sense than in the use of yeti pigment. It is easily overdone.
Recently though, researchers have found that yeti feces may also contain an unknown and powerfull psychotropic drug. People who accidentally ingested some of this pigment have been reported to often experience a profound mind-shattering distortion of reality that can last for days.
A common phenomenon among people accidentally ingesting it, is extreme amplification of sensory input: simple everyday objects or actions are perceived as much more extreme in shape and size than they really are. A perfectly normal tuna sandwich becomes the largest tuna sandwich ever, a lightswitch may become the greatest lightswitch in recorded history, a normal bicycle turns into the fastest bike on the planet.
Another reported effect is feelings of extreme bliss and unity. One subject described a strong realisation of cosmic oneness with everything in existence. Another user said:"i realised that everything simply belonged to me".
Unfortunately, yeti pigment seems to have a high potential for abuse. Users are known to be willing to go through great lengths to obtain it. People have been heard saying:" i'd do anything, literally anything, to get my hands on one of those monkeys".
As far as we know, gorillus yeti is only found in the most northern parts of greenland.
Recently though, researchers have found that yeti feces may also contain an unknown and powerfull psychotropic drug. People who accidentally ingested some of this pigment have been reported to often experience a profound mind-shattering distortion of reality that can last for days.
A common phenomenon among people accidentally ingesting it, is extreme amplification of sensory input: simple everyday objects or actions are perceived as much more extreme in shape and size than they really are. A perfectly normal tuna sandwich becomes the largest tuna sandwich ever, a lightswitch may become the greatest lightswitch in recorded history, a normal bicycle turns into the fastest bike on the planet.
Another reported effect is feelings of extreme bliss and unity. One subject described a strong realisation of cosmic oneness with everything in existence. Another user said:"i realised that everything simply belonged to me".
Unfortunately, yeti pigment seems to have a high potential for abuse. Users are known to be willing to go through great lengths to obtain it. People have been heard saying:" i'd do anything, literally anything, to get my hands on one of those monkeys".
As far as we know, gorillus yeti is only found in the most northern parts of greenland.
