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Ok, so I didn't have time to read through any of this thread, but I know what a pissing contest is.


With tape measure in hand I headed over to the flat empty parking lot last night.


18' 3" was the furhtest I could get, but I wasn't filled to the brim, so I may go for another tonight...gosh I hope I'm the longest pisser.  We are talking legnth here, not time....cause I can keep it going for 2 minutes (yes I know I need to see a dr but it freaks people out in the bathroom when I start going "oh no, oh, oh, oh god, OH, OH NO!!!" a minute into it, and reminds me of Adam Sandler's old school comedy bit "longest piss").  A good way to clear a bathroom, even the stalls finish up damn quick and head out.


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