Q: What do you get if you cross a toad and a dog?

A: A croaker spaniel!

Q: What do toads drink?

A: Croaka-cola!

Q: What do you get if you cross a toad with a ferry?

A: A hoppercraft!

Q: What do toads drink?

A: Hot croako!

Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

A: Star Warts!

Q: What did the bus conductor say to the toad?

A: Hop on!

Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

A: Morse toad!

Q: What is a toads favorite place to eat?

A: ihop!