I would have held the flame closer, or picked something calmer for my first psychedelic...
The first time I smoked it, I was trying to get a feeling for the dosage (goo, no scales), and kept putting more and more into the bowl trying to feel something. What I failed to realize was that instead of vaporizing and going into my lungs, it was all just melting down into the layer of tobacco underneath. I made the mistake of saying "figures, this stuff doesn't even work" and suspected I had been ripped off on my bark. I load what I can guess as about 35mg of goo back into it for one final try, then rip it as hard as I possibly can, thus burning all of it, and everything that had oozed down underneath it, in one massive toke.
The result? The feeling of being strapped to the nosecone of a Saturn V on steroids as my soul was ripped from my body before I was halfway finished inhaling. I was 100% sure I had just died, and proceeded to whiteout. My girlfriend said the whiteout only lasted about 30 seconds before my eyes popped back open, and what intrigued me the most was that I had absolutely no visuals except a different, enhanced sense of depth perception, and the feeling as if I was watching my living room from some place, some white room, "higher", like I had the neck of a giraffe or something. Then the extreme feeling of deja vu set in, like I had lived out this exact situation thousands of times since the birth of the universe, before I finally "came down and was totally sober and not tripping".
I then asked my girlfriend how long ago I sat the pipe down. She replied "maybe 2 minutes ago". I take a sip of water, then sit in silence for at least 20-30 minutes deeply reflecting on the whole "only 2 minutes?!?!" thing, then took another sip of water. For some reason I asked her "how long ago did I take that first drink?"
She giggles: "You literally JUST sat it down."
An eternity later, I very shakily decide I'm not tripping anymore and go to bed.
The experience utterly terrified me, and if I could change one thing about it, I would have vaped it correctly to start with. If I could change two things, I would have tried something light first, like the amount of acid Cheech ate in Up in Smoke.
Yeah, this scene.