Mister_Niles
Esteemed member
Someone PM'd me by accident, or there was a glitch. It was in my inbox long enough for me to read it and then it was gone! I had time to read it though. It was some sort of internal memo that is part of the secret hyperspace lexicon.
Apparently the moderators and some "secret moderators" had 100% success with the synchronized hyperspace event the first time they tried it. Since then, they have been able to use hyperspace for meetings, monitoring the activities of anyone who has ever participated in a S.H.E. and for some sport called AwkwardBall.
It went on to say that there have been developments in monitoring people who have not participated in a S.H.E.
ANYONE who has ever gone into hyperspace is potentially open for brain invasion. There was also some talk of passing small objects to each other through hyperspace "sort of working". One part described how one mod tried to pass a coke to another mod in hyperspace, who lived across the OCEAN and it came out, but it was modified. It was called Clork and tasted like overcooked asparagus mixed with milk duds, and made the person who drank it sleep for three days.
Another disturbing development described was the "organization and gentrification of hyperspace". Apparently our fearless leaders think it's a good idea to "turn the colors down a bit" and "separate the shapes into different areas" They have built meeting spaces complete with office furniture that "is only transforming once in awhile after some tweaking" and file cabinets! The memo also proposed "More product placement" Most shocking is the part that proposes: "A PANEL TO DEAL WITH THE ILLEGAL ENTITY PROBLEM"!!!
WTF!?
Oh, and they also mentioned something akin to internet speed throttling in hyperspace. THAT is why so many people are having trouble breaking through! That is why so many people are being shut out of hyperspace!
I have to go to work now. I hope you enjoyed hyperspace while you had access, because the last part of the memo, which was truncated said something like "this will be the most profitable theme park ever when we are done, better than Dis..."
Apparently the moderators and some "secret moderators" had 100% success with the synchronized hyperspace event the first time they tried it. Since then, they have been able to use hyperspace for meetings, monitoring the activities of anyone who has ever participated in a S.H.E. and for some sport called AwkwardBall.
It went on to say that there have been developments in monitoring people who have not participated in a S.H.E.
ANYONE who has ever gone into hyperspace is potentially open for brain invasion. There was also some talk of passing small objects to each other through hyperspace "sort of working". One part described how one mod tried to pass a coke to another mod in hyperspace, who lived across the OCEAN and it came out, but it was modified. It was called Clork and tasted like overcooked asparagus mixed with milk duds, and made the person who drank it sleep for three days.
Another disturbing development described was the "organization and gentrification of hyperspace". Apparently our fearless leaders think it's a good idea to "turn the colors down a bit" and "separate the shapes into different areas" They have built meeting spaces complete with office furniture that "is only transforming once in awhile after some tweaking" and file cabinets! The memo also proposed "More product placement" Most shocking is the part that proposes: "A PANEL TO DEAL WITH THE ILLEGAL ENTITY PROBLEM"!!!
WTF!?
Oh, and they also mentioned something akin to internet speed throttling in hyperspace. THAT is why so many people are having trouble breaking through! That is why so many people are being shut out of hyperspace!
I have to go to work now. I hope you enjoyed hyperspace while you had access, because the last part of the memo, which was truncated said something like "this will be the most profitable theme park ever when we are done, better than Dis..."
