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April 2010 | UK Ayahuasca Retreat with Shipibo Shaman Guillermo Arevalo

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Rising Star
Mel Gibson will guide a week long retreat on his idyllic mansion,
sharing the healing and visionary power of arguably the world’s greatest teacher plant, celery.

The retreat runs from April 26th until May 2nd 2010 on a private estate. Guests will stay in furnished tipis.
Please get in touch with Mel Gibson for further information and pricing. Places are very limited.

Holywood stardom is revered throughout the world as “the masters of celery” and Mel Gibson is
regarded by his peers as “the master’s master”: the highest authority on Celery. Among his people, the Holywood starlets, he is known as wombatshagger, which translated, means ‘Wombat shagger’.

Experience the healing and visionary power of celery. According to the Holywood tradition, spanning millennia,
celery has two functions: it opens consciousness to other dimensions and is used as an effective weapon against police forces in riots allowing the purification of the human system (body, nerves, blood, mind, spirit) from negative energies we may have accumulated.
 
That's hilarious! Nice, I only posted this on here as I thought it more than likely would be of great interest to a few of you. If you think this is spam however, I apologise, but if this qulaity of humour is the offshoot, I might have to spam again!

Peas
 
I did not find this to be spam, and I feel it is unnecessary to delete every post, including mine (that for sure were not spam)!

Edit: Never mind, I found my post in the other thread. When the thread is posted several locations, I agree it can be considered spam. However, I find it hard to understand that informing about ceremonies with competent shamans can be wrong, in fact - that is JUST what this site needs more of! There is too much focus on smoking DMT, too little focus on Ayahuasca in native settings. Just my two (extremely valuable) cents...
 
In the future, if one wants to post about Aya retreats in this way, the best course of action is to contact The Traveler for approval before posting. Asking goes a long way.

And yes, posting the exact same message in multiple places on The Nexus is considered SPAM. I am, however, quite glad that entanglement took no offense to the silly changes made to his original post.
 
entanglement said:
That's hilarious! Nice, I only posted this on here as I thought it more than likely would be of great interest to a few of you. If you think this is spam however, I apologise, but if this qulaity of humour is the offshoot, I might have to spam again!

Peas
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Dude, you're definitely quality if you can see the funny side of it! Your information was not bad at all but it came in a "spammy" package (multiple posts, sounding too much like advertisement etc.)

Welcome to the community btw!
 
Actually the use of celery in demonstrations and riots has a fair amount of truth. Celery does not classify as a weapon but as a vegetable so officially it cannot be confiscated by police forces (unless you're caught using it as weapon of course!). On the other hand it can inflict some good and painful blows in man-to-man fights. In contrast. a wooden stick raises suspicion of a potential troublemaker from the police forces.

Other vegetables like potatoes, onions or tomatoes can also be used but with variable results. Canned tomatoes however can be classified as a potential weapon and therefore their use in demonstrations should be avoided or done with additional precautions.
 
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"Give me back my celery!!!"
 
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