Funny chat quotes

[Orion]

00:55:27 ‹smoalker› dmt......lol
00:55:32 ‹smoalker› thats all I have to say
00:55:35 ‹smoalker› LOL

 

[Jungleheart]

"No brag just is" -Archtypamine

 

[Pandora]

00:51:46 ‹elru› simplified stb:
00:51:55 ‹elru› put bark in a jug, ad water and lye
00:52:00 ‹elru› let it sit for a bit
00:52:19 ‹elru› add some naphtha, swirl, suck it out with a thingy, evap, smoalk
00:52:56 ‹Pandora› heh
00:53:01 ‹cotton hill› thassa spicy meeatabala

 

[InMotion]

22:43:13 ‹Ringworm› yeah, rock climbing and psychedelics don't go hand in hand like you'd initially think

 

[universecannon]

in regards to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...QeRSvjk

02:21:34 ‹InMotion› it sounds like someone smoked pcp lol
02:21:44 ‹InMotion› after reading an astronomy book

 

[DeDao]

02:41:53 ‹D.REYx420› are i giant wet burrito
02:42:08 ‹InMotion› are you? lol
02:42:13 ‹D.REYx420› i feel like a view now with all the beef in me
02:42:20 ‹D.REYx420› lol omg
02:42:24 * endlessness quit (timeout)
02:42:30 ‹D.REYx420› ate a*
02:42:35 ‹InMotion› lol I love your autocorrect errors
02:42:36 ‹DeDao› Lol
02:42:54 ‹DeDao› chat quote "Are I giant wet burrito" only Drey..
02:42:56 ‹DeDao› Lol
02:42:57 ‹D.REYx420› there ridiculous

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02:50:23 ‹D.REYx420› they wouldn't let me take my poop in the resturant lol
02:50:23 ‹DeDao› Lol I almost did..
02:50:27 ‹DeDao› Oh man
02:50:32 ‹D.REYx420› they confiscated it
02:50:42 ‹Ringworm› most classy joints make ya go to the bathroom Drey.
02:50:52 ‹Ringworm› they confiscated your poop?

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02:57:06 * Ringworm gets out a chalkboard and starts pointing with a stick..... "what we know is this.... the person of interest indeed had a burrito that was wet, he was in a resteraunt and had poop confiscated...."

 

[hostilis]

That last one is the best. Autocorrect FTW!

 

[cyb]

OMG...I almost suffocated from laughing...Drey' that's priceless...

/me cries

edit:
12hrs later read this again...I swear some pee came out.
Ringworm...you're awesome!

 

[DeDao]

Oh I have been laughing for hours.

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1368493016404460309.jpg

 

[universecannon]

01:32:56 ‹Parshvik Chintan› there are photons bouncing off your dick and hitting me in the eye, good sir

 

[Mickey_Mouse_33]

This wet burrito business is absolutely hilarious

 

[universecannon]

yup. third time reading that,

still cracking up ^__^

 

[cyb]

15:55:41 ‹BubbaJohnson› I gotcher wet burrito right here sweetheart
15:55:44 * BubbaJohnson changes nickname to Ringworm
15:55:48 ‹Ringworm› why bubba no!!!!
15:56:04 * Ringworm changes nickname to Narrator
15:56:23 ‹Narrator› and from that moment on... no man has ever heard Ringworm Fart again.....
15:56:27 * Narrator changes nickname to Ringworm
15:57:04 ‹Ringworm› sometimes, in the stillness of the early morning.... you can feel a soft breeze on your cheek and say "Gee... I bet that was Ringworm farting"
15:57:41 ‹Ringworm› did I just go all schizo again?

Just another day in RingWorld...
:lol:

 

[cyb]

16:15:18 ‹Ringworm› awww, you can't call yourself a proper psychonaut if you aren't willing to drink a liter of snot for a buzz

 

[Valura]

03:33:26 ‹Art Van Dlay› i have such a naive rectum.

 

[DeDao]

 

[D.REYx420]

Yea typo of the year for me I think lol

 

[Infectedstyle]

they took mah pooo!!

 

[DeDao]

20:00:18 ‹smoalker› brb , hopefully my beer hasnt exploded



What was in your beer?

 

[cyb]