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Migrated topic.
Might be more serious than funny, but I'll put it here,nonetheless :

13:44:23 ‹Loveall›Ok, the secret is calcium carbonate, it raises the pH to keep away mold
13:44:42DreadedShaman left the room (Timeout)
13:44:49 ‹Loveall›Siringes with LC or spores on jars
13:44:57 ‹Loveall›pC jars
13:45:05 ‹Loveall›Then the jars into the substrate
13:45:15 ‹Loveall›A large Tupperware that fits in the oven
13:45:52 ‹Loveall›Before hand you make the Tupperware with the susbstrate until it gets to 155F (68C)
13:46:07 ‹Loveall›Using a meat thermometer to know the temp
13:46:13 ‹Loveall›Ingredients:
13:46:19 ‹Loveall›400g coir
13:46:23 ‹Loveall›680f (360C)
13:46:30 ‹Loveall›680g black cow
13:46:36 ‹Loveall›130g straw
13:46:41 ‹Loveall›130g verm
13:46:49 ‹Loveall›60g gypsum
13:46:52DreadedShaman joined the room
13:47:03 ‹Loveall›1 teaspoon of calcium carbonate
13:47:35 ‹Loveall›2600g of water (2.6L) pour it on the coir after getting it to boil
13:47:40 ‹Loveall›Add the rest
13:47:46 ‹Loveall›Miix it up
13:47:55 ‹Loveall›Should be at 110F (43C)
13:48:06 ‹Loveall›Throw that in the oven set at 210F (98C)
13:48:13 ‹paperjack›ohh
13:48:13 ‹Loveall›Tupperware won't melt
13:48:31 ‹paperjack›write it down for the wiki
13:48:37 ‹Loveall›After 30min tovam hour it's done (155F)
13:48:46 ‹Loveall›Leave in the oven
13:49:12DreadedShaman left the room (Timeout)
13:49:12 ‹Loveall›Once the meat thermometer gets down to 90F (32C) throw the colonized jars in
13:49:21 ‹Loveall›5 quart jars
13:49:28 ‹paperjack›make a wiki article
13:49:49 ‹Loveall›You'll get up to 150g dry easy
13:50:29 ‹Loveall›Benm doing this for years, simplifying and trying many different things from the shroomery
13:50:36 ‹Loveall›This is my favorite way
13:50:49 ‹Loveall›Easy and gives great results with minimal work
13:50:56 ‹paperjack›write an article dammit :p
13:51:11 ‹Loveall›I'll take a pic of the one I have in the closet now hold up
 
Funny thing when benzyme entered the chat:

23:26:02benzyme joined the room
23:26:42 ‹FranLover›*80's porn track starts*
23:27:03 ‹The Traveler›:D
23:27:25 ‹FranLover›Let me light your love light baby!
23:27:27 ‹The Traveler›"Here the zym, the best zyme, its BENZ-zyme!!!"
23:27:58 ‹tatt›benzz
23:28:22 ‹FranLover›*benzyme pulls up in a benz*
23:28:37benzyme left the room (Timeout)
23:28:52 ‹FranLover›*the benz speeds away into the night*
23:29:13 ‹tatt›oof
23:29:17The Traveler closes the chat for this evening

Hope to see you in chat again benz. ;)


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
The Traveler said:
Funny thing when benzyme entered the chat:

23:26:02benzyme joined the room
23:26:42 ‹FranLover›*80's porn track starts*
23:27:03 ‹The Traveler›:D
23:27:25 ‹FranLover›Let me light your love light baby!
23:27:27 ‹The Traveler›"Here the zym, the best zyme, its BENZ-zyme!!!"
23:27:58 ‹tatt›benzz
23:28:22 ‹FranLover›*benzyme pulls up in a benz*
23:28:37benzyme left the room (Timeout)
23:28:52 ‹FranLover›*the benz speeds away into the night*
23:29:13 ‹tatt›oof
23:29:17The Traveler closes the chat for this evening

Hope to see you in chat again benz. ;)


Kind regards,

The Traveler
LOL this was too funny!!! 😁
 
05:32:08 ‹RhythmSpring›Does anyone ever think like me that the elephant in the room of medicine is that intimacy is the cure for everything? Or is this just my poetic heart speaking?
06:22:42 ‹Spiralout›my doctor doesn't think so
06:22:46 ‹Spiralout›;)
16:37:23 ‹RhythmSpring›Did you come on to her?
 
01:37:10 ‹CosmicLion›a delicate blend of Amyl Nitrate, Ketamine, MXE, DMT, and Family Fluff LSD Crystals + 500mg Mescaline Full Spectrum Lopho Extract + Lemon Balm Extract for anxierty
01:37:21 ‹infinitynlove›Muskogee Herbman :)
01:37:24 ‹CosmicLion›thats the "boof-o special"
01:37:31 ‹CosmicLion›distinctly different from Bufo
01:37:38 ‹CosmicLion›which is smoking 5-meo-dmt frog venom
01:37:48 ‹infinitynlove›CosmicLion hahaha
01:37:49 ‹CosmicLion›it gets confusing, i understand
01:38:30 ‹infinitynlove›boof-o-special : For when you want the satus of "medicated"
01:38:44 ‹CosmicLion›indeed, but its about timing
01:38:50 ‹VibeSurfer›Cosmic do you mean to say that entire cocktail goes up the butt
01:38:53 ‹CosmicLion›all that stuff should be distrubited to at least 3 servings
01:39:02 ‹infinitynlove›VibeSurfer yep!
01:39:02 ‹CosmicLion›VibeSurfer yes, but not all at once
01:39:09 ‹CosmicLion›first the Mescaline
01:39:09 ‹infinitynlove›including the nox
01:39:12DreadedShaman wants to know more about butts
01:39:13 ‹CosmicLion›then a time period later, the LSD
01:39:17 ‹VibeSurfer›neat
01:39:17 ‹infinitynlove›sorry amyl nitrate
01:39:28 ‹CosmicLion›than a bit later the Amyl Nitate + MXE + Ket
01:39:30 ‹DreadedShaman›Sooper neat
01:39:32 ‹infinitynlove›amyl nitrate is legal here
01:39:38 ‹CosmicLion›than soon after that the DMT + more Amyl + Ket
01:39:39 ‹DreadedShaman›Neat
01:39:39 ‹infinitynlove›one of the only countries where its legal
01:39:57 ‹CosmicLion›and IMMEDIATELY after that the IV Lemon Balm + Kavalactone Isolates
01:40:12 ‹infinitynlove›can just buy it in stores, rows of it in 25 ml bottles, like caffine shots
01:40:22 ‹CosmicLion›then like 127 minutes later, definitely drink an 8% ABV IPA
01:40:34 ‹VibeSurfer›what's the difference between LSD up the butt style and just eating it normally
01:40:38 ‹CosmicLion›than 3-4 hours in, eat/boof some MDMA
01:40:39 ‹DreadedShaman›😬
01:40:50 ‹infinitynlove›CosmicLion haha smashed!
01:40:58 ‹infinitynlove›VibeSurfer probably very little
01:41:01 ‹CosmicLion›VibeSurfer the differnece is clout
01:41:10DreadedShaman never tried amyl, only butyl
01:41:16 ‹CosmicLion›if you want to ever be fully accepted into the LGBTQ LSD Boof community, you gotta boof it
 
20:44:43 ‹Spiralout›guy at hardware store asked why i need professional grade muriatic acid
20:44:59 ‹Spiralout›i told him it's for the last sales associate who asked too many questions
 
01:39:08 ‹Lampeyelittle›for my speech class they told us to choose a topic we are passionate about to teach the class
01:39:23 ‹alkan0id›drugs
01:39:29 ‹drugs›alk
01:39:33 ‹Lampeyelittle›you guessed it :lol:
01:39:33 ‹alkan0id›lol
01:39:39 ‹drugs›oh
01:39:42 ‹drugs›not me
 
02:44:19 ‹DeDao›just renewed my membership for memory league, a memory training website :D i love it.
02:44:59 ‹VibeSurfer›If you forget you're password are you allowed to reset it?? :D
 
18:54:11 ‹The Traveler›kikker should you be new?
18:54:11 ‹Kikker›Yes
18:54:12 ‹Spiralout›kikker should you trust the government
18:54:12 ‹Kikker›Pshaw
18:54:18 ‹Spiralout›oh he did it
 
04:45:45 ‹Duncan Disorderly›nearly 4
04:45:51 ‹King Tryptamine›It's late!
04:45:58 ‹King Tryptamine›<3
04:46:06 ‹King Tryptamine›nigh nigh
04:46:08King Tryptamine left the room (Strike The Lightning!)
04:46:10 ‹Duncan Disorderly›it is
04:46:13 ‹Duncan Disorderly›night
04:46:20 ‹Duncan Disorderly›my turn!
04:46:43 ‹Duncan Disorderly›nighty night all! Been a pleasure! Again!
04:47:23 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›night!
04:47:46VibeSurfer left the room (Timeout)
04:48:56Duncan Disorderly left the room (Timeout)
04:50:18VibeSurfer joined the room
04:50:35 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›we got rid of the red-coats
04:50:37 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›good
04:50:43 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›:p
04:50:47 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›jk?
 
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