help! fresh blended cacti - what now?

[daoist]

Hi friends, for some stupid reason I now found myself with some blended cacti (with skin and core, just without spines), and I'm not sure about what to do now.. I guess my only way to go is to use the resin tek, but I'm afraid of boiling beacause I already made the mistake of putting the cacti to dry in the oven at too much high degrees (I know, I should have read more before!!!!).. anyway, here we are, can anyone suggest how to proceed - also in order to limit the damage?
I was wondering if I should spread my milkshake on a big surface to dry and then going with the 69ron tek.. or put my shake to simmer and going with the house resin tek..
what do you suggest?

 

[Folding Worm•]

You can't make resin out of blended cactus...you'll get way too much gunk...
His tek says to use live chunks, guess you missed that part.

Your best bet is to brew a tea, filter, reduce, drink.

 

[pau]

Acutally one of my chimpanzees typed this out a few years ago and I thought it was appropriate for your situation: (my quotes)

"My cousin the baboone (sic) enjoys cactus skin and core, but personally I don't. Even read that skin upsets chimpanzee stomachs. Like most of us while learning the art of tek, you gotta make and learn from your mistakes. Get over it and start over.

Want a great receipe for banana peel?"

 

[Gir]

Your going to have to make tea. Like folding worm suggested.

House's tek wont work unless you have LIVE cactus.

Research more!!!!! waste not though, dont dry it out... just make a tea out of it.

add water, some lemon juice, simmer til snot on top, filter the snot and water with a few layers of pantie hose, reduce the water down to a reasonable volume, and grab some honey...

 

[Folding Worm•]

Your going to have to make tea. Like folding worm suggested.

House's tek wont work unless you have LIVE cactus.

Research more!!!!! waste not though, dont dry it out... just make a tea out of it.

add water, some lemon juice, simmer til snot on top, filter the snot and water with a few layers of pantie hose, reduce the water down to a reasonable volume, and grab some honey...

This isn't entirely true.

You can use dried chips as well, but you get a lot of gunk. There's more to a live cactus than one that has dried out.

People think that by blending the cactus you get more out of it, which is true...you get more nasty shit!

By using live chunks [and NOT mashing them what-so-ever] you get all the primary alkaloids out without the gunk.

O ya, and get a lime to bite after you down your shot o snot

 

[pau]

just three things:
1. freeze chunks
2. Crock pot on slow
3. store-bought "Nellie & Joe's 100% Natural Key West Lime Juice" right out of the bottle. Amazing! Waaaaay tastier than lemons and limes, and I've heard the monkeys have favorably analyzed the comparable acid/alkaloid interactions.

 

[daoist]

g1risMethyl, my cacti was alive just some hours ago... they are not long dead... killed in a bad and painful way, that's for sure, but I can't see much difference in cutting like house's tek or blending like i did (ok, maybe first I almost burn them in the oven.. :shock: ) anyway they didn't dried in the oven.. as soon I discovered the temperature was too high (125 celsius) , I took them out (almost 1 hour )..

Folding Worm•, can you explain me why it's impossible to use the resin tek with blended cactus? Shouldn't water supposed to evaporate anyway? And If I was left with some nasty shit, could I use some other extraction tek on it?

 

[Folding Worm•]

I explained why already. You'll get loads of gunk, bro.

I already explained to you what you should do to get the most out of it. I am talking to you from experience, not speculation.

Tea.

But, always, do what feels right, of course.

 

[daoist]

I explained why already. You'll get loads of gunk, bro.

I already explained to you what you should do to get the most out of it. I am talking to you from experience, not speculation.

Tea.

But, always, do what feels right, of course.

Sorry man, english is not my mother tongue , I translate "gunk" as a "sticky stuff" and I can't understand why is a problem to end up with that gunk if I don't have to eat it but just trying to extract from it in another way, (if there is one)..
really, I just try to understand how it works.

 

[Folding Worm•]

Don't be sorry, I understand.

The resin tek works best with chunks, not blended. You'll just have a lot of material to ingest. This is why I suggest you brew a tea. It's the most efficient way to absorb the cactus medicine.

 

[polytrip]

Your going to have to make tea. Like folding worm suggested.

House's tek wont work unless you have LIVE cactus.

Research more!!!!! waste not though, dont dry it out... just make a tea out of it.

add water, some lemon juice, simmer til snot on top, filter the snot and water with a few layers of pantie hose, reduce the water down to a reasonable volume, and grab some honey...

This isn't entirely true.

You can use dried chips as well, but you get a lot of gunk. There's more to a live cactus than one that has dried out.

People think that by blending the cactus you get more out of it, which is true...you get more nasty shit!

By using live chunks [and NOT mashing them what-so-ever] you get all the primary alkaloids out without the gunk.

O ya, and get a lime to bite after you down your shot o snot

Snot it is indeed. The strange thing is that there is absolutely no correlation between how disgusting it tastes and how potent it's gonna be. You'd expect that the more bitter it tastes, the stronger the brew, but that isn't so.

 

[daoist]

Don't be sorry, I understand.

The resin tek works best with chunks, not blended. You'll just have a lot of material to ingest. This is why I suggest you brew a tea. It's the most efficient way to absorb the cactus medicine.

The tea you and g1risMethyl suggest is this one ?