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I challenge you to share your own quotes!

It will be the longer one, but I sometimes challenge, torment and stimulate my brother and other humans with things like this.

- context he used to play lot of farming simulator

me:
"So, probably kids have to go and dig up sand. Cant be any sand, ha to because you require specific quality for everything it comes after. Humans risked their lives to mine the material. After that its melted at almost 1500C and temperature is kept, then its slowly pulled and rotated, this molten lava. Its done very slowly, over course of month to create proper crystal structure inside. After that it is delicately cut, bathed in solvents you don't want get closed to. Bombarded with gasses you don't want to be in the same building they are, because one molecule could fuck up your physiology. Countless repetitions of this cycle of acid bathing, short wavelength shining, plasma deposition of various gases and materials. Intricate designs which ware made over hundreds of years - of collective work and knowledge are etched in. Every piece is then tested, delicately packed into protective packaging which was made custom just to properly protect it. Hundreds of people then have to manipulate it, put in on to ship. There it goes for months, from one warehouse to another, in salty air. Numerous people spend their days of creating this marvel, transporting it thru half of the world - literally.

Just for you to take it out of the box, put it to your computer and plant imaginary potatoes with it..."

I might add some more later on :ROFLMAO:

<3
 
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It will be the longer one, but I sometimes challenge, torment and stimulate my brother and other humans with things like this.

- context he used to play lot of farming simulator

me:
"So, probably kids have to go and dig up sand. Cant be any sand, ha to because you require specific quality for everything it comes after. Humans risked their lives to mine the material. After that its melted at almost 1500C and temperature is kept, then its slowly pulled and rotated, this molten lava. Its done very slowly, over course of month to create proper crystal structure inside. After that it is delicately cut, bathed in solvents you don't want get closed to. Bombarded with gasses you don't want to be in the same building they are, because one molecule could fuck up your physiology. Countless repetitions of this cycle of acid bathing, short wavelength shining, plasma deposition of various gases and materials. Intricate designs which ware made over hundreds of years - of collective work and knowledge are etched in. Every piece is then tested, delicately packed into protective packaging which was made custom just to properly protect it. Hundreds of people then have to manipulate it, put in on to ship. There it goes for months, from one warehouse to another, in salty air. Numerous people spend their days of creating this marvel, transporting it thru half of the world - literally.

Just for you to take it out of the box, put it to your computer and plant imaginary potatoes with it..."

I ight add some more later on :ROFLMAO:

<3
Pretty good, but you missed out the bits about slavery and gun-running. Server farms and trifluoroacetic acid might deserve a special mention too.

On reflection, these omissions somehow help to make it seem like less of an insane rant, which is mildly perplexing.
 
Pretty good, but you missed out the bits about slavery and gun-running. Server farms and trifluoroacetic acid might deserve a special mention too.

On reflection, these omissions somehow help to make it seem like less of an insane rant, which is mildly perplexing.
Now, it was in the summer and the rant was for sure longer :) :)

He was listening with proper attention, not knowing where it will go. Watching him bubble with anger and amusement and the same time not knowing if he should laugh or scream... priceless!!!

<3
 
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