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Scruboftheib

Rising Star
I need to preface this with: BOB is the quiet voice right behind me that gives me insights into things, like intuition kind of. Hes my super computer, spirit, whatever you want to call it.
So fri night felt right to take some medicine. So i tie on my pirate flag and sit in my tripping chair. I load up my pipe with all the crystal I extracted. First hit my paintings in my studio are coming off the wall's ,spinning and pulsating. Second hit things are starting to get really weird. The lights are flickering, the ground appears to be moving like ocean waves, and the feeling like I'm going to go to the spiritual realms. Bob tells me that I got to take more. So I take a third hit. I'm traveling at mock 300 through this tunnel ( like the stargate tunnel). When I come out it's in space. There's nebula, black holes, all together like I'm seeing the whole universe at the same time. Then my mind expanded, like I become everything and there's me standing in front of me. He says " there you are. I've been waiting for you to get here. " I realize that this is Bob. Then we become one. Our duality disappears. I am my own super computer. I see how all things fit together, and to take them apart. Relationships, atoms, planets, everything.
Then me-bob shows me-bob that we can create things out of essence. There was things learned, but language is the wrong medium to express them.
So i come back and bob tells me to look in the pipe. There's about half left. So I hit it two more times finishing the rest.And i end up in this place. It looks like something out of a Dr Seuss Book, there was these spiral stalactites. I could tell that they were some kind of consciousness, but it's like they were hiding from something.then this thing rushes up on me from behind it's huge and small at the same time. Bob tells me not to worry about it that its( i cant rember its name) . So i turn around and it sayes " what are you doing here you're not supposed to be here. " and im like " I'm just a traveler I come here sometimes " and it yells "YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! " so i just wait a while for him to calm down. Then i say " hey man i come here sometimes it's ok. " then he gets small real small. Then the stalactites start talking to me in my head asking me how i made something so big so small. I tell them" that my friend told me not to worry about him so i didn't " so they start the singing these presents for me into existence. Unfathomable things, things that if i could fully comprehend how they worked i wouldn't be human any more. They told me some things and i came down.
The End
Bed time stories for the church of the chilly chicken
 
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