Ident said:1664 said:something I wish I didn't :?
I'm working on making that better though
You're not Boris Johnson are you?!?! :lol:
haha, you've got me dear fellow! Just don't tell the Daily Mail I'm here! I am quite a funny chap though, here are some of my better quotes:
On George W Bush
"The President is a cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogance of American foreign policy."
On how to vote
"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
On drugs
"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar."
On the Liberal Democrats
"The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition."
A void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition eh? I'm sure I read a ketamine report about that place on erowid...
