You know you are a psychonaut when ...

[VibeSurfer]

... When you refer to yesterday as “a very long time ago”

 

[Yugambeh]

You have a check list with questions you ask yourself every time you drink something or put something edible in your mouth.
- Have a taken any substance today?
- if so can I eat or drink this without having any adverse reactions?
- will it enhance, decrease or change the nature of the substance I’ve taken?

/Y

 

[Loveall]

When after a gathering you fly to, you carefully search your bags and clothes to make sure they are clear before going through airport security on your way back home.

 

[Sadalsuud]

When someone jokes about a loud sound as "the universe falling apart" and your wholehearted response is "naw, that's a sound you'll never forget."

When a simple thumbs up communicates paragraphs of dialogue.

 

[Lampeyelittle]

When you being to accumulate a large amount of chemistry equipment despite knowing very little about actual chemistry.

 

[Propello]

When you don't give a shit what people you don't know, say about you.

 

[universecannon]

when you hear someone talking about "oral" but then quickly realize they probably aren't talking about a ROA

 

[Eaglepath]

This is just amazing! Been laughin my ass off the whole morning!! Thank you all so much!! Hahahaha

 

[metta-morpheus]

-When you have 3 jars of basic soup in the cupboard because your pretty sure there’s a few more flakes in there
-When you have to convince people that just because it’s crystals doesn’t mean it’s meth
-You’re considering moving south where it’s warmer because no psychoactive plants can survive your winter
-Your life mission is to open a sustainable acacia farm
-You feel all giddy teaching people how to extract
-You hit your pipe and then can’t stop laughing at how funny your hands and fingers look

 

[Icyseeker]

When you start babbling things that don't make sense but make perfect sense in your mind. I think its like babies first hyper language.

 

[metta-morpheus]

You have a 30-40 mason jars but not a jar of jam or sauce in sight.

 

[null24]

When you're "soup" isn't edible.

 

[Eaglepath]

When you realize that you actually have experienced most of the things people are writing at these now 4 pages...:shock:

 

[Eaglepath]

Who are these people??? Damn it..:shock:

 

[null24]

When you're excited about the plants you got yourself for your own birthday.

 

[null24]

When your room smells like blooming jasmine in the tortilla aisle of a sneaker factory for some reason.

 

[null24]

When you drop bass while you drop the base.

 

[Loveall]

When you realize art is the original trip report

 

[Tony6Strings]

When your hobby cupboard in the kitchen looks more and more like the solvent section in a well stocked paint store.

 

[null24]

When your roommate walks into the kitchen and asks you if you're making drugs or dinner.