If the DEA has been watching this website, they know what is the truth and what isn't.
(HUGE)Edit:
As for seeing April Fools jokes on this website; during class I was wondering if you had done something, and hoped you had not. But I had forgotten that by the time I had read the joke. It indeed, "set off alarm bells" but at the same time had only startled me for a brief moment before I collected myself, then inquired in chat whether we had been "attacked" by someone who disliked Nexus, or if it was an April Fools joke formulated by moderators and admins.
I have never been arrested, nor have I ever been pulled over by police while driving; I have been in an situations, stoned, with people taking all sorts of drugs and serving drinks to minors (Me being one), and the police have come a slammin'. Thankfully the people I hung out with were very experienced, not quite liars but more toward negotiators, as I was able to leave safely each time.
Out of respect for those who have been much more unfortunate, and have been arrested and convicted to serve time in prison: Every party broken up by police was a gut wrenching moment of uncertainty and fear, and I can not even imagine the pain of going through that. With that in mind, and even with understanding that so few of us here have experienced that, I think I would rather have not seen a choreographed joke of this manner.
The difference being that a small startling moment that relates to reasons as to why someone was imprisoned, can bring back those horribly painful memories that you collected during your stay. Certain U.S. prison systems might just in fact be the closest living things to biblical hell on earth that we have.