I am. - I'm sorry for the terror trip and for your past personal experience; I'm sure it was a nightmare and an awful thing to live through. But there was certainly never any intention to scare anyone here, quite honestly. I mean, I can understand your point of view and how it is you come by it, but no one involved had the slightest bit of malice on their minds.
I mean, come on now... just look at the context: the DEA post was right there next to one about zombies, one about harvesting pineal glands, and one about eating a baby. It certainly never occurred to me that this might actually scare ANYBODY. We thought it would be funny, that's all, and that most punkees would feel likewise. But, for myself, I apologize for fucking up your day and hope you don't hold it against us.
Everyone else - To those who enjoyed, thanks for playing along. It was a whole bunch o' yucks for me. To the rest who couldn't and can't see the humor, I applaud your epic austerity.