Jarl Von Hoother
Underwater Pyrotechnition Underdog at Large
Yes strange as it seems I was indeed arrested for having Ayahuasca on my person while hiking through the woods. Some forest rangers took my bags over 4 months ago to do some testing. Two weeks ago those same forest rangers walked into my house telling me I was being arrested for pot (which I presume they planted on me) wrestled with me a bit - I actually let them win to be honest. They took me to jail where I waited for 11 days, ate terrible meals.
I also got in two fights for no reason, the last one was a BIG guy, tattoos across his face- the biggest baddest freak you'd ever see anyway out of nowhere he threw me to the ground by pulling my hair, I scooted across the floor where every one was watching beneath his immense gelatinous/muscley body, and aimed to kick him in the groin to stun him, which I missed but I got up. He immediately started throwing punches- I ducked from one I think, but the next punch he threw hit my upper lip- I felt nothing, but just kept holding my fists up- doubting I could fight him as he was 6"5' (not to mention I don't know how to fight)
Buddha (yes... that is his name) started walking around screaming this and that, "I 've been in jail for 14 years, I'd kill a person, I will fight anybody anyway anytime!!!")
I replied, "Yeah- I feed and clothe the homeless every night!! - I take care of addicts, I love children, and I... - I would even die for you!!"
he backed off. I apperaently became the 'jail house hero' and was taught martial arts until I got to leave, and now I 'am about to make an example of our oppresive system of law and the use of Ayahuasca. Remember 1/3 of the inmate population in the US is in there for some plant weather it be Marijuana- which is now legal recreationally in two states, or weather it be Ayahuasca- which you can buy on the internet.
Thank you, I 'am just fine.
I also got in two fights for no reason, the last one was a BIG guy, tattoos across his face- the biggest baddest freak you'd ever see anyway out of nowhere he threw me to the ground by pulling my hair, I scooted across the floor where every one was watching beneath his immense gelatinous/muscley body, and aimed to kick him in the groin to stun him, which I missed but I got up. He immediately started throwing punches- I ducked from one I think, but the next punch he threw hit my upper lip- I felt nothing, but just kept holding my fists up- doubting I could fight him as he was 6"5' (not to mention I don't know how to fight)
Buddha (yes... that is his name) started walking around screaming this and that, "I 've been in jail for 14 years, I'd kill a person, I will fight anybody anyway anytime!!!")
I replied, "Yeah- I feed and clothe the homeless every night!! - I take care of addicts, I love children, and I... - I would even die for you!!"
he backed off. I apperaently became the 'jail house hero' and was taught martial arts until I got to leave, and now I 'am about to make an example of our oppresive system of law and the use of Ayahuasca. Remember 1/3 of the inmate population in the US is in there for some plant weather it be Marijuana- which is now legal recreationally in two states, or weather it be Ayahuasca- which you can buy on the internet.
Thank you, I 'am just fine.
