I came and I lost.
Is that savings or cost?
Am I aiming at the boss?
I’m not blaming the sauce,
the egg or the cross.
I can’t beg to be your thoughts,
or drag you into walks
with shoes on, maybe socks.
To the grave they make exhaust
as the baby gets blocked.
Tossed.
Like those should be the laws.
See my claws go on and off.
I’m not what you bought from the frost while aloft,
and I’m not all you want while I haunt.
Watch.
Time gets told and grows old on the clock.
The gold that gets locked.
The softest rocks.
You can’t know what I got, you can’t deposit my cock.
Go ahead and tell on me, it’s not God that bit my cops.
Jealousy for hops and a felony for flops.
It pours drops.
No doctor at the top and no crops.
Nothing in boxes and nothing in stock at the shops
knocking over slops.
Locks.
Approximately on the spot.
Renaissance.
Why would I be high watts?
Fly me to lots, I won’t go tiny into pots.
The pan can be caught.
The fish are fishy, I fought.
Suspicious, I do the dishes, I rot.
Is this my shot?
I just bleed, it’s why I clot.
I don’t squat as an astronaut.
I cannot.
The grass grows where it stopped.
The trees grow, then it’s hot.
What’s the plot?
I see a flea, I pee a lot.
Test me and you’ll be taught.
Is the best you are just testicular snot?
What do you concoct?
Beam me up Scott.
That was a flock Pop.
Top-notch.
Naturally, swat.
The mosquitos I will squash.
Washed.
Your jury performs surgeries, botched.
And it all comes down to cloth,
nothing, one thing, or a dusty sloth.
I must just be a catastrophic cough
in the custody of a trough
pigging out and wafting away with a cause
because I’m what was and still will be lost.
And how grand the land of Oz,
down under where the man don’t have paws.
Let’s ask MoM for a pause.
Applause as my jaw withdraws.
Gunshot wounds, they’ll soon get some gauze.
Or did you want dumb straws?
And those are yummy flaws?
Oh, the picture this draws.
Then you get some pawns.
Dawns. Gone.
I’m not setting up the lawn for frauds.
Is it even or odd for the dogs?
Do you believe in cats that actually see facts through the fog?
Where does all this belong
if the owl is a frog?
With all of what was
and all of what is
will you be a hog?
A bee reads my blog.
If a Honey is an egg, I won’t beg to make her Nogg.
How much braver is the savior’s epilogue?
And where has the apple gone?
Did they make the map all wrong?
Know a head and go ahead and grapple with my song.
Getting high all along.
Fall and follow along.
Guess some need to yawn at the gong.
G on G.
Wasn’t me who peed on the economy’s peons to feel strong.
And fu©k Donkey Kong’s barrels.
I bare all and his bitch will be gone.
I’m not even Mario, I’m itchy, I’m a Swan.
Tom, I’m taller than your Harry, Dick, and gone.
Who wonders about the psalm, daily bread, and beyond?
[Edited to change the c to a © within the 4-letter-word as per 'the rules' like I usually do to be extra considerate of them, which is really very silly.]