Funniest thing I have read for awhile

[vovin]

http://www.dwsmg.com/dos-and-donts-with-babies.html

 

[The Traveler]

Very funny!

And was a coincidence, the author is called "The Traveler" too!


Kind regards,

The Traveler

 

[Infinite I]

That is hilarious! :lol:

 

[Phantastica]

funny article. second pic is hilarious:lol:

And was a coincidence, the author is called "The Traveler" too!

yes but she has a vagina:lol:

 

[Infundibulum]

I died laughing, haven't seen something as funny for ages! Especially since I have a newborn around me! Was also fun to see that I do so many wrong things, I guess my mother was right to call me a dangerous dad!

 

[soulfood]

I have to say though, when I have a kid if I find out that he/she CAN play chess. I'm damn well going to play chess.

I suck at it anyway so it's not like it's going to be too unfair. Though I can be a bad loser. I guess that's the ultimate test.

 

[Infundibulum]

funny article. second pic is hilarious:lol:

...and guess what, I've tried this thing not only once. Can't imagine how the baby feels when he's been offered a hairy nipple that gives no milk!

i think that most of the don'ts are things that fathers often do because they have a far different perception of the situation. e.g. washing the baby with the garden hose or putting a smoked fish in its mouth sounds just too amazing not to try (thankfully there are mothers who'll stop such activities ASAP!)

 

[Phantastica]

funny article. second pic is hilarious:lol:

...and guess what, I've tried this thing not only once. Can't imagine how the baby feels when he's been offered a hairy nipple that gives no milk!

haha lmao!! what if you were to find out that when you were a baby, you sucked on your dad's hairy nipples, and prolly sucked even harder upon realizing that there's no milk coming out:lol: ..don't do that to your baby lol, he/she can have nightmares after growing up:lol:

 

[vovin]

anything else like this out there?