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18:44:32 ‹Ø›i didnt know id instantly have to use the bathroom upon entering the space, i need a hyperspace-diaper
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A Hyper-Diaper. Not made by Depends, but by a company called Probability. I think it is a sister company of Depends, - not to be confused with DeepEnds, who make bathroom tissue for those with fallen anuses.
 
15:31:31 ‹iAwakenU›kikker should i punch myself in the testicles?
15:31:31 ‹Kikker›Yes
15:31:34 ‹iAwakenU›ah! dammit!
15:31:42 ‹D.REYx420›haha
 
01:19:35 ‹ខ្ញុំអ្នក›Nothing lasts, Nothing lasts, Everything is changing into something else, Nothing is wrong, Nothing is wrong, Everything is on track, You know, William Blake said, Nothing is lost, nothing is lost, And I, I really believe that, That we all move on
01:19:37 ‹ខ្ញុំអ្នក›so beautiful..
01:20:11 ‹sØrce›i heard they lost most of his works in a fire.
01:20:28 ‹ខ្ញុំអ្នក›:S
 
04:39:51 ‹dreamer042›apparently both reality and ego are fully soluble in a gaseous vapor of n,n-dimethyltryptamine
04:39:56 ‹dreamer042›who knew
 
07:33:34 ‹jamie›i have a hole in my blanket I cut out recently
07:34:11 ‹jamie›so when i have to pee and am tripping in bed I poke my penis out of the hole, roll over and pee into the bottle, cap it and roll back over
 
17:14:07 ‹Aftermath›I want to see how high quality cannabis affects me now
17:14:10 ‹Aftermath›but I have no access
17:15:18 ‹User1911›Smoke changa
17:15:41 ‹PW›User1911 that's your advice for everything
 
13:51:33 ‹Import›hello wizzy
13:51:42 ‹Import›hello rOOm :~)
13:51:52 ‹Import›Xaggy :)
13:52:02 ‹Windows27›it's 'Wiz' Export
13:52:05 ‹Windows27›:roll:
13:52:11 ‹Import›LOL
13:52:21ƝƹƬɦƹƦ δƙƴ laughs and walks away to take a wiz..
 
23:26:16 ‹Binary Drool›So I'm nearing the end of what seemed to be a very successful Caapi extraction. I have what looks like a couple grams of alks in the bottom of my glass in a basic solution. Well, I was getting a bit sleepy so I made some coffee.. And went to the fridge for some milk, and poured it a shot into my Caapi glass!!!!!!! Is this extraction ruined? Any suggestions?
 
Umm whys that funny Dreamer!? Fine, no more nice pics for you :x

Anyway this:

‹endlessness›you`re either part of the solution.... or you`re in my filter drying and about to be smoked
 
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