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‹Ringworm›we need a breaking bad for lsd
‹Ringworm›with happy people that don't shoot each other
‹Ringworm›and kinda like south park, at the end of every episode we'd kill Krystal Kole.....
 
01:27:56 ‹Ringworm› actually in all seriousness, in a low point in my life, I called the suicide hotline..... they transferred me to their call center in Pakistan, I said "I feel suicidal" and they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
(in response to DeDao's ingenious scheme to monopolize canned beans post-apocalypse)

05:20:05 ‹Herbaldreams›Too late I'm stealing your idea
05:20:17 ‹Herbaldreams›just ordered 10,000 cans of beans online
 
06:04:45 ‹jamie›yah phalris, like 4 other things
06:05:01 ‹CosmicLion› Phlaris+
06:05:02 ‹dreamer042› jamie be getting down
06:05:07 ‹CosmicLion› should be jamies patented tincture blend
06:05:11 ‹CosmicLion› Phalaris+ by Jamie
06:05:16 ‹jamie› first phalaris then I snorted bufotenione and chaliponga DMT then harmalas
06:05:35 ‹CosmicLion› oooh man ChaliChanga is the BEST

06:05:38 ‹Mustelid› Phlaris+, like Google+ but Jamie is on it, so it has more users.
 
03:44:07 ‹(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥›i think it was endlessness that said the trimethyl wouldnt pass the blood brain barrier because its a quatanary amine or something
03:44:28 ‹(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥›why woudl you say that?
03:44:57 ‹(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥›just cause there was only small amounts found in the fruit doesnt mean the bark wouldnt contain a decendt yield
03:45:10 ‹(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥›although its possible there would be nothing in the bark
03:45:24 ‹jamie›there is more bufotenine
03:45:45Valura left the room (Timeout)
03:45:52 ‹(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥›in the fruit and leaves
03:46:04 ‹totally›trimethyltryptamine would be considered worthless
03:46:13 ‹(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥›i know
03:46:17 ‹tat›well
03:46:19 ‹totally›quat-ammonium
03:46:19 ‹tat›naturally
03:47:10 ‹totally›endless's input doesn't carry much weight because he beats skunks
03:47:20 ‹tat›o_O
03:47:20 ‹(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥›:)
03:47:24totally just sayin'
 
22:00:05 ‹universecannon›hey does the word kitchen chemist bring thoughts of people making meth to your mind?
22:00:18 ‹universecannon›or am i just really conditioned in that regard
22:00:20 ‹Cube›noo i tend to think of benzyme making brownies
 
sorry sorry, gotta self quote again so I can remember this:

‹Ringworm› we only had a few types of marijuana, "kind bud" "mexican brick weed" and "I can't believe it's not oregano"
 
Everything's Zen
...in yet another Nexus discussion on the nature of Zen:

00:30:01 ‹Creek›what is zen? like a pine tree in a shrine.
00:30:21 ‹Creek›i used to have a few of those memorized
00:30:36 ‹sarek›i heard a great teaching the other day
00:30:43 ‹sarek›i posted it on that "consciousness in the brain" thread
00:30:53 ‹sarek›a student is sitting next to his master and points at a big boulder
00:30:58 ‹Pile of cats›I'm reading all this I'm just thinking with it
00:31:01 ‹sarek›and says "i get it now, that rock is inside my head"
00:31:12 ‹sarek›and the master goes "wow you must have a pretty big head to fit that rock inside of it"
00:31:24 ‹Creek›lol
00:31:33 ‹sarek›that one is so perfect to me
00:31:51 ‹nebula›what it means to you?
00:31:55 ‹Creek›reminds me of this silly japanese person just saying smart ass like things

:lol:
 
sØrce said:
Everything's Zen
...in yet another Nexus discussion on the nature of Zen:

00:30:01 ‹Creek›what is zen? like a pine tree in a shrine.
00:30:21 ‹Creek›i used to have a few of those memorized
00:30:36 ‹sarek›i heard a great teaching the other day
00:30:43 ‹sarek›i posted it on that "consciousness in the brain" thread
00:30:53 ‹sarek›a student is sitting next to his master and points at a big boulder
00:30:58 ‹Pile of cats›I'm reading all this I'm just thinking with it
00:31:01 ‹sarek›and says "i get it now, that rock is inside my head"
00:31:12 ‹sarek›and the master goes "wow you must have a pretty big head to fit that rock inside of it"
00:31:24 ‹Creek›lol
00:31:33 ‹sarek›that one is so perfect to me
00:31:51 ‹nebula›what it means to you?
00:31:55 ‹Creek›reminds me of this silly japanese person just saying smart ass like things

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05:36:58 ‹Godsmacker› the nexus chat folding in upon itself and flowing like a cracker down the throat of a chocking chicken as i proudly proclaim TEN i am going to bed goodnight and may the Genetically modified bedbugs devour your scrotum for breakfast

05:37:09 ‹Godsmacker› eleventy twelve

05:37:14 ‹the white rabbit› hahaha omg that was actually pretty good
 
How to get rid of ecological threats 101

06:41:05 ‹Catwinds›Why on earth would you want to evap crystals? You want to keep the solid. So that they are crystals.

06:41:37 ‹chyhannabanann›okay it just sucks bc my roommates are drug ignorant and would look down on this and idk how long they are gone lol for me to use the fridge

06:41:51 ‹chyhannabanann›LOL sorry I'm evapping Naptha OFF OF crystals

06:42:01 ‹chyhannabanann›HAHA

06:42:04 ‹Catwinds›Hide it behind the ice cream ;)

06:42:11 ‹chyhannabanann›LOL

06:42:17 ‹chyhannabanann›Smells funny

06:42:36 ‹chyhannabanann›Me and my bf are the only cool ppl here haha JK

06:42:37 ‹Catwinds›But don't evap the naptha, decant and then keep it.

06:42:44 ‹chyhannabanann›Yah i got ya

06:42:54 ‹Catwinds›Plus evaporated naptha is super eco unfriendly

06:43:01 ‹chyhannabanann›I just evap the tiny baby b it that is left over in the freezer

06:43:10 ‹chyhannabanann›yah i was wondering how to get rid of it....

06:43:22 ‹chyhannabanann›SWEET

06:43:48 ‹Catwinds›Just dont. If you really wanna get rid of it, just pour it down the drain
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18:34:47 ‹slug›miracle has happened
18:34:52 ‹slug›I have transformed
18:34:59 ‹slug›I am now a hulk
18:35:17 ‹slug›a couple hours ago I was tiny
18:35:35 ‹slug›its no joke
18:35:46 ‹Swinjin›hmmm
18:36:08 ‹slug›its so crazy I dont know what to belive
18:36:26 ‹slug›its look like I have been gymming for like 10 years now
18:36:31 ‹basil›did you take trenbolone?
18:37:09 ‹slug›I dont know how friend and family will react when they see me
18:37:16 ‹slug›they are gonna be shocked
18:37:36 ‹Swinjin›slug, how much did you grow?
18:37:53 ‹basil›how did you grow? i am a small woman and want to be a 6'5 lumberjack
18:37:55 ‹slug›no but I have been smoking like 200mg changa in one hit now a couple of times
18:38:11 ‹slug›I dont know how big I can become
18:39:55 ‹slug›before I become big I did like 100 crazy yoga streching
18:40:01 ‹slug›I didnt control it
18:40:05 ‹slug›I just did it
18:40:32 ‹slug›something made me do it, it was really crazy strechings
18:40:44 ‹sØrce›what
18:41:02 ‹sØrce›you are taking huge hits of changa and becoming a hulk?
18:41:40 ‹slug›later when I smoked more I started to grow
18:41:58 ‹slug›I think I have smoked like 2g in a few hours
18:43:31 ‹slug›it must sound ridicoulus
18:43:36 ‹slug›but its real
18:44:07 ‹sØrce›pics bro pics
18:44:43 ‹slug›my hair is even different
18:52:34 ‹slug›I will take pic
18:52:51 ‹slug›it looks like I have beeen gymmibg like 10 years
18:55:16 ‹slug›must charcge phone so I can take pic
18:57:55 ‹slug›cant even find the phone
18:58:49 ‹Swinjin›how convenient
19:04:36 ‹slug›the room is one big mess
18:59:39 ‹slug›I can hit reall hard
18:59:56 ‹slug›and even kick with legs like muay thai
19:07:29 ‹slug›I also did mdma and shrooms
19:08:48 ‹slug›just let me find the phone
 
sØrce said:
18:34:47 ‹slug›miracle has happened
18:34:52 ‹slug›I have transformed
18:34:59 ‹slug›I am now a hulk
18:35:17 ‹slug›a couple hours ago I was tiny
18:35:35 ‹slug›its no joke
18:35:46 ‹Swinjin›hmmm
18:36:08 ‹slug›its so crazy I dont know what to belive
18:36:26 ‹slug›its look like I have been gymming for like 10 years now
18:36:31 ‹basil›did you take trenbolone?
18:37:09 ‹slug›I dont know how friend and family will react when they see me
18:37:16 ‹slug›they are gonna be shocked
18:37:36 ‹Swinjin›slug, how much did you grow?
18:37:53 ‹basil›how did you grow? i am a small woman and want to be a 6'5 lumberjack
18:37:55 ‹slug›no but I have been smoking like 200mg changa in one hit now a couple of times
18:38:11 ‹slug›I dont know how big I can become
18:39:55 ‹slug›before I become big I did like 100 crazy yoga streching
18:40:01 ‹slug›I didnt control it
18:40:05 ‹slug›I just did it
18:40:32 ‹slug›something made me do it, it was really crazy strechings
18:40:44 ‹sØrce›what
18:41:02 ‹sØrce›you are taking huge hits of changa and becoming a hulk?
18:41:40 ‹slug›later when I smoked more I started to grow
18:41:58 ‹slug›I think I have smoked like 2g in a few hours
18:43:31 ‹slug›it must sound ridicoulus
18:43:36 ‹slug›but its real
18:44:07 ‹sØrce›pics bro pics
18:44:43 ‹slug›my hair is even different
18:52:34 ‹slug›I will take pic
18:52:51 ‹slug›it looks like I have beeen gymmibg like 10 years
18:55:16 ‹slug›must charcge phone so I can take pic
18:57:55 ‹slug›cant even find the phone
18:58:49 ‹Swinjin›how convenient
19:04:36 ‹slug›the room is one big mess
18:59:39 ‹slug›I can hit reall hard
18:59:56 ‹slug›and even kick with legs like muay thai
19:07:29 ‹slug›I also did mdma and shrooms
19:08:48 ‹slug›just let me find the phone
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"I feel like ive been gyming for 10 years" hahaha
 
17:34:44 ‹DeDao›I remember one late night on acid
17:34:48 ‹DeDao›I changed my mind about tv
17:34:55 ‹tat›i listened to lungs of life album during the comeup on my last LSD experience
17:34:55 ‹DeDao›Lol it was really that destinct for me
17:34:58 ‹tat›like 2 years ago
17:35:03 ‹tat›threw me over the edge lol
17:35:04 ‹DeDao›I saw a vacuum comercial
17:35:07 ‹DeDao›loll and woke up
17:35:12 ‹tat›looool
17:35:15 ‹DeDao›;)
17:35:30 ‹DeDao›I was like..
17:35:31 ‹DeDao›WOAH
17:35:37 ‹DeDao›then I got down and starting doing pushups
17:35:41 ‹DeDao›eating healthy
17:35:43 ‹DeDao›etc
17:35:43 ‹DeDao›xD
17:36:05 ‹DeDao›From that day on, I was confident to dance ;)
17:36:12 ‹tat›:D!
17:36:36 ‹dreamer042›:lol:
17:36:47 ‹Creek›lol i used to mute tv and play dubstep
17:36:54 ‹Creek›the hillarious thing is that dubstep went to everything
17:37:08 ‹Creek›so wed be trippin laughing at hwo the well the music matched up
17:37:09 ‹dreamer042›and that realizatoin was passed down for 137 successive generations it was known as the dirt devil sermon
17:37:11 ‹dreamer042›:p


:D lmao
 
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