Funny chat quotes

[new_science]

04:32:19 ‹NeitherHere›whats the deal with the chlorophyll?
04:32:34 ‹northere›makes plants green
04:32:50 ‹NeitherHere›is there a way to pull it from the stuffs before drying ?
04:33:00 ‹NeitherHere›does it even matter? probably not huh
04:33:05 ‹northere›i dont think so
04:33:46 ‹NeitherHere›instructions unclear boofed the nug instead

 

[dreamer042]

03:15:50 ‹Pandora›t'aint nothing delicate about kikker . . . . except maybe the taint.

 

[Voidmatrix]

05:03:08 ‹NeitherHere›some dude tried to give me a free bag of boboga infront of 711 today
05:03:11 ‹NeitherHere›what has the world come to
05:03:44 ‹NeitherHere›couldn't believe it. he was like "first ones free, second one will cost you everything"
05:03:56 ‹NeitherHere›just say no to boboga kids
05:04:00 ‹Chronicmatrix›iboga?
05:04:02 ‹NeitherHere›durgs, not even once
05:04:06 ‹NeitherHere›boboga dawg
05:04:11 ‹NeitherHere›the big B
05:04:45Chronicmatrix scratches head
05:05:38 ‹NeitherHere›boboga is a myth
05:05:42 ‹NeitherHere›we use it to joke about iboga
05:05:52 ‹NeitherHere›new science can explain better
05:06:01 ‹Flufferus›bobogal
05:06:09 ‹Flufferus›bobogannus
05:06:18 ‹NeitherHere›check meh blang out
05:06:23 ‹Chronicmatrix›lmao word
05:06:33 ‹NeitherHere›i'm on 67mg right now dawg
05:06:45 ‹NeitherHere›WOOOOOOO
05:06:54 ‹Chronicmatrix›did you boof it?
05:07:00 ‹NeitherHere›indeed
05:07:08 ‹NeitherHere›up the butt with a rubber hose I always say
05:07:24 ‹Chronicmatrix›

05:07:25 ‹NeitherHere›gotta use one of them big turkey syringes.
05:07:44 ‹Chronicmatrix›Now you know how your turkey feels on thanksgiving
05:07:57 ‹NeitherHere›heyooooo
05:08:03 ‹NeitherHere›dirty birb
05:08:24 ‹Chronicmatrix›the bird is the word
05:08:34 ‹Chronicmatrix›or maybe the turd all things considered
05:08:40 ‹NeitherHere›I got 3 fungal specimens for 2 dollars today. got some agar and lc in the pressure cooker atm
05:08:47 ‹Flufferus›WHY DOES THE TURKEY BASTER TASTE FUNNY
05:08:52 ‹NeitherHere›got some kings trumpet, portabello, and i think blue oyster
05:08:59 ‹Chronicmatrix›OH NOOO FLUFFF
05:09:11 ‹NeitherHere›MAAAHH WHATS ON THE TURKEY BASTER? TASTES LIKE SHIIIIAA!!!
05:09:18 ‹Chronicmatrix›not gonna use the same baster for those are you?
05:09:28 ‹NeitherHere›one baster to rule them alll
05:09:31 ‹Flufferus›YOU BETTER HAVE NOT ALTERED THE TURKEY BASTER, I USE IT TO APPLY MY EYE DROPS
05:09:47Chronicmatrix goes to wash hands
05:09:51 ‹NeitherHere›one baster, no time, it is BIG TROUBLE IN THE KITCHEN
05:10:04 ‹Flufferus›BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE KITCHEN
05:10:09 ‹Chronicmatrix›Hope it's not the same one I use to tranfer solvent...
05:10:10 ‹NeitherHere›*90's action music*
05:10:31Flufferus eyes melt from solvent
05:10:35 ‹NeitherHere›"NOW COMING TO V C R !!!!!!!!"
05:10:40 ‹Chronicmatrix›Big Trouble in Lil Kitchen: The Fecal deyesaster
05:10:55 ‹NeitherHere›*LOUD ASS SOUNDS @ 12yo you*
05:11:51Chronicmatrix still hearing the exciting theme music, seeing three of us in a kitchen.

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