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06:53:13 ‹۩› did they get under the desk?
06:53:20 ‹۩› i mean desk
06:53:24 ‹۩› wait I said desk
06:53:27 ‹۩› damn I am high

I have no idea why I found this so funny.
 
05:43:47 ‹Orion› weed = turn stuff up and think about stuff
05:43:58 ‹Orion› mdma = enhance stuff and love stuff more
05:44:11 ‹Orion› mushrooms = melt your stuff and wackify it
05:44:22 ‹Orion› dmt = wtf all your wtf
05:44:42 ‹Orion› acid = electrify and amplify your stuff and add groove
05:44:53 ‹mattimus› harmalas?
05:45:14 ‹Orion› potentiate your stuff, slog your stuff if you eat lots
05:45:58 ‹Orion› caffeine = tweak your stuff if you are orion, facilitate your stuff if you are every one else
05:46:40 ‹Orion› alcohol, damage your stuff a lil, but stuff is a good time
05:47:46 ‹Orion› salvia= add lego laughter and repetition to all your stuff, plus wierd flipbook stuff
05:50:37 ‹Orion› mxe = you wanna dance with things becoming more distance, you cant feel your stuff, watch yourself doing stuff untill your in a black pyramid
 
10:46:03 ‹VoidTraveler› We are a cult compound
10:46:14 ‹VoidTraveler› You haven't seen the goat pit?
10:46:20 ‹VoidTraveler› We sacrifice goats there
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10:46:54 ‹VoidTraveler› No
10:47:06 ‹VoidTraveler› But you can have the initiation ceremony!
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10:47:31 ‹VoidTraveler› Screw it, I'll be back in 20 minutes, gotta arrange something
 
‹Kannons Klaim› how much helium would it take to fill up 800 baloons?
‹Kannons Klaim› i want to try them to a chair and fly
‹Kannons Klaim› well i really want to do it and if i want to get down shoot a couple out with a bb gun pistol. i was thinking about making a hot air baloon or somthing today but you have to have a license for that?

‹Kannons Klaim› i was outside last night looking at that bird. and i just decided to sit out there and i thought about it and its interested me ever since

‹Kannons Klaim› im going to print your icon on the nexus and tape it to my baloons and house will be with me
 
After a comment by kyuss that I should put bacon in my pockets to see more bears at the park..

00:18:41 ‹۩› when it comes to bears
00:18:53 ‹۩› lunch money includes dismemberment of the cardiovascular system
 
elru said:
After a comment by kyuss that I should put bacon in my pockets to see more bears at the park..

00:18:41 ‹۩› when it comes to bears
00:18:53 ‹۩› lunch money includes dismemberment of the cardiovascular system
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Everybody gives bears so much credit, but what about ducks? I hear they are fiercely loyal and engage in playful combat. Plus mallards are dapper.
 
11:23:49‹dromedary› every season foxes manage to kill 90 or so of the kids on my friend's farm, even after hunting them every second night
 
07:29:33 ‹mew› 1 foot will be a nice place to start
07:29:34 ‹Unheimlich› I'm too sketch for that
07:29:40 ‹mew› you sound like you weigh 215 lbs
07:29:44 ‹mew› am i right?
07:29:51 ‹Unheimlich› 220 yeah
07:29:54 ‹mew› heh
07:29:57 ‹mew› mew knows all
07:30:07 ‹Unheimlich› lol... closing the blinds now...
07:30:24 ‹mew› 1.5 feet for starters big guy
 
23:04:11‹InMotion› calm is a society of problem where barriers are freedom
23:05:45‹ouro› old sense is calm in the great freedom age

Chat is making sense as always
 
06:32:45 ‹jamie› well
06:32:55 ‹jamie› im going to go stab my dick be back
06:33:02 ‹jamie› this should be interesting
06:33:03 ‹PEYOTe› nice
06:33:09 ‹PEYOTe› do it gently...
06:33:12 ‹jamie› i just rubbed ayahuasca on it 5 minutes ago
06:33:16 ‹jamie› now I'm gunna stab it
 
01:18:10 ‹Ryusaki› We need something like an giant solarflare wich turns on our pineal gland and all humans trip for 24hours straight.

:lol:
 
‹quetzalcoatl42› I just saw the picture of jesus putting on his fisting gloves to reach back to ur heart

‹Zip› gloves = weaksauce
 
‹daedaloops› anime is a bit like dmt, once you go on that road you cant look back
‹daedaloops› you just go on to crazier and crazier stuff
‹daedaloops› until you find yourself at tentacle porn
‹daedaloops› and then you wish to forget everything
‹Mics› LOL
‹zombicyckel› HAHA
‹Mics› all roads lead to tentacle porn
 
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