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‹Riv› That root bark is in interesting smell
‹Riv› What is more interesting is the smell when pulling it with pet ether...
‹Riv› flowery....
<Riv› you can almost see the elves leaping in your kitchen
 
‹۩› I once stole a pumpkin in new york I don tknow why I did it I felt the urge- then I Was walking thru the parking lot and this couple was just arguing arguing fighting with each other so... I threw the pumpkin as high as I could into the air and it smashed on the ground near them. they totally stopped fighting. end of story.
 
‹jbark› parenting. you take the good with the bad and the great with the HOLY SHIT HE JUST SHAT ON MY SHOES
 
‹mattimus› i do handstands almost every night in my dreams
‹mattimus› that is my number 1 dream sign
‹mattimus› i can jump around and climb on people on my hands lol

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‹universecannon› in class today we talked about lucid dreaming. only one other person out of like 40 said they'd had one
‹universecannon› they asked me how i knew i was dreaming and i said because text wriggles around like on mushrooms :lol:

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‹captain spots› yep
‹captain spots› ive been naked all day
‹captain spots› also
‹captain spots› if im on chat
‹captain spots› its pretty likely im naked
‹captain spots› i fondle myslef talkin to all of you
‹captain spots› not any pervert thing
‹captain spots› just athoid type motion
 
‹PCPatriot› imagine
‹PCPatriot› you wake up
‹PCPatriot› and your lazy ass sits down
‹PCPatriot› and you dont want to make breakfast
‹PCPatriot› so you just order the pancake helicopter delivery service
‹PCPatriot› and bam in 5 minutes you have pancakes
‹InMotion› I would never move again
‹PCPatriot› that are dosed with ayahuasca, lsd, and cannabis
‹PCPatriot› then set it up on an automatic system
‹PCPatriot› then go fortune 500 nanobot
‹PCPatriot› into space
‹InMotion› I'd take out a buisiness loan, buy a pay as you go phone with a crapload of minutes, not open a buisiness, hide in the woods, eat 2g of mesc grow a fu manchu and dine.
 
<Third-I› So I feel great but what is a way to help with the hypertension?
‹InMotion› house knows all the tricks for this
‹jungleheart› o great and mysterious pancake, please hear our plea

:lol:
 
"06:25:58 ‹-[0}.{0] › you sit down at an all american ball game
06:26:03 ‹-[0}.{0] › for a nice hearty frank
06:26:19 ‹-[0}.{0] › and your nuts are just danglin down the bench like the back of a rednecks truck"

thanks, h0use.
 
‹۩› I feel quakes all the time
‹۩› and I just sit here smoking thinking...its coming...
‹۩› if I get hit with a wave, whatever
‹۩› I was a nexian I Can die happy
 
One reason why I love the Nexus:


‹Hichi› how to carry a large pizza on a moped...think ape brain, think!
‹۩› make a pizza helmet
‹Hichi› pizza helmet wins
‹Hichi› brb need ducktape
 
02:17:38 ‹InMotion› monks say 'oh have no attachments' but every night before they sleep their dicks cry from being untouched for some stupid religious reason.
 
Here's a long one:

20:08:53 ‹benzyme› I don't think that method is appropriate, SKA
20:08:59 ‹endlessness› that's right, corridors
20:09:13 ‹InMotion› hey apolloscreed you know thats a bad idea rihgt
20:09:17 ‹benzyme› that will never work, spartanii
20:09:23 ‹endlessness› be gone, joedirt
20:09:40 ‹benzyme› whoa, 69ron...when did you get here?
20:09:56 ‹benzyme› do what you gotta do, tacodude
20:10:12 ‹endlessness› I've never understood why you said that, syzygypsy
20:11:19 ‹endlessness› Reborn, up in smoke again?
20:11:30 ‹benzyme› whay would you say such a thing, burnt?
20:12:10 ‹endlessness› I seriously doubt it, SWIMfriend
20:13:15 ‹benzyme› i don't know what you're talking about, Trickster
20:13:39 ‹benzyme› it wasn't even my idea, SWIMfriend
20:13:52 ‹endlessness› Seriously, MasterOfPlants
20:14:35 ‹endlessness› Ya, learn to behave
20:16:17 ‹benzyme› seriously OlympusMon?
20:17:03 ‹benzyme› you need to have better willpower than that, TylerDude
20:17:23 ‹endlessness› Viracocha, go for it!
20:17:24 ‹universecannon› mutts
20:17:34 ‹universecannon› COATL WTF DONT STICK THAT THERE!
20:17:48 ‹benzyme› quick, mtlmike68, put the naptha in the base
20:17:55 ‹InMotion› or wait, maybe its worth a shot coatl, maybe.
20:18:04 ‹endlessness› pau, gimme some of that cactus
20:18:32 ‹jh shower› moar resin, obliguhl
20:18:44 ‹jh shower› gir i am so hungry i could eat a horse
20:18:50 ‹endlessness› jbark, vous le vous couchez avec benz ?
20:19:14 ‹jh shower› et tu, xtechre?
20:19:50 ‹endlessness› You have to be kidding Darkbb
20:20:09 ‹endlessness› Garulfo thats not possible
20:20:40 ‹endlessness› tryptographer you're certainly correct this time
20:22:09 ‹Pandora› Morphane, tried DMT yet?
20:22:51 ‹benzyme› Maud'dib, did you pay off that speeding ticket?
20:24:09 ‹endlessness› DMTripper, how's the volcano doing
20:24:58 ‹Pandora› MagikVenom, just breathe man.
 
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