Dear aliens..yes, i know about the 2012 prophecy thing and that you guys all decided long ago to whipe-out or civilisation and stuff, and you´re probably halfway through the galaxy already with your spaceships and i can understand it sounds a bit rude maybe, knowing you´ve been traveling for 1200 years maybe.....
But could you maybe wait a few more years with the destruction of the earth.
December 2012 is such an inconvenient time...we´re doing christmas shopping then and everything is just so hectic just before the holidays.
I know you won´t understand any of this, but..in december we have to buy lot´s of stuff, because we have to give presents to eachother down here, and decorate everything with blingbling-shinyshiny-glitterstuff that we also have to buy, and then we also have to eat and drink....a lot..no, i mean, realy a lot. You probably won´t believe how much edible stuff we have to get down our throats before new years, eve.
It´s a lot of hard work, no-one realy likes it, but it has to be done.
And then, just while we´re preparing our anual torture to honour the whole scheme our god has planned for us: sending baby jesus down here, have him killed by us so he can forgive us our sins and so on...quite eleborate actually when you come to think of it....but anyway, we can´t have you alien types blowing-up our planet while we´re right in the middle of it.
Can´t you imagine the losses all of those retailers would make? During the whole year, they´re preparing for this stuff. You´re gonna blow-up their planet, just when they finally start making some real bucks?
We´re not gonna blow up your planet right in the middle of your annual celebrations either, don´t we? OK, we might if your planet would have some oil we could steal, but that´s a different thing. We just need more oil all the time.
So please...i know you´ve promised the maya´s to return and so on. But come-on man...those maya´s are long dead. Only some of these freaked-out DMT-heads who accidentally cracked one of those secret codes that you gave to the priory of sion and the freemasons, would be seriously disapointed when you won´t show up.
But let me tell you, no-one listens to those guys anyway..they´ll just grab their crackpipe´s and blow their brains some more.
Why don´t you just destroy venus instead...it´s blocking our sun..only women come from there..no-one would bother, realy.
But could you maybe wait a few more years with the destruction of the earth.
December 2012 is such an inconvenient time...we´re doing christmas shopping then and everything is just so hectic just before the holidays.
I know you won´t understand any of this, but..in december we have to buy lot´s of stuff, because we have to give presents to eachother down here, and decorate everything with blingbling-shinyshiny-glitterstuff that we also have to buy, and then we also have to eat and drink....a lot..no, i mean, realy a lot. You probably won´t believe how much edible stuff we have to get down our throats before new years, eve.
It´s a lot of hard work, no-one realy likes it, but it has to be done.
And then, just while we´re preparing our anual torture to honour the whole scheme our god has planned for us: sending baby jesus down here, have him killed by us so he can forgive us our sins and so on...quite eleborate actually when you come to think of it....but anyway, we can´t have you alien types blowing-up our planet while we´re right in the middle of it.
Can´t you imagine the losses all of those retailers would make? During the whole year, they´re preparing for this stuff. You´re gonna blow-up their planet, just when they finally start making some real bucks?
We´re not gonna blow up your planet right in the middle of your annual celebrations either, don´t we? OK, we might if your planet would have some oil we could steal, but that´s a different thing. We just need more oil all the time.
So please...i know you´ve promised the maya´s to return and so on. But come-on man...those maya´s are long dead. Only some of these freaked-out DMT-heads who accidentally cracked one of those secret codes that you gave to the priory of sion and the freemasons, would be seriously disapointed when you won´t show up.
But let me tell you, no-one listens to those guys anyway..they´ll just grab their crackpipe´s and blow their brains some more.
Why don´t you just destroy venus instead...it´s blocking our sun..only women come from there..no-one would bother, realy.
