ohayoco said:Methink Jorkest designed the VaporGenie, or at least has distribution rights! :lol:
haha i WISH...
no seriously though...try it...its a perfect LOOKING pipe as you enter hyperspace...there will never be any loss of vapor...because its fulling enclosed...AND the ceramic heat filter will never allow the spice to burn...and it all just stays tucked inside the pipe...you can drop it..throw it..whatever..and it doesnt loose anything from inside and it wont break...it doesnt get hot...its seriously the most EFFICIENT...EASY...PLEASURABLE way to enter hyperspace...
and did i mention that SWIMS pipe doesnt even smell like spice...well..maybe just a hint
the other thing about this pipe...is that its SOOOOO DAMN SMOOTH...
long...slow...deep hits of spice...swallow..to close the flap that keeps fluids out of your lungs(locks in the hit) and then smile...some reason it helps you hold the hit in as well...plus smiling is wicked sweet when entering hyperspace
SWIM actually just had quite the experience TONIGHT
he planned it out all good...set up some crystals in formation aiming at his body...burned some Palo Santo wood to cleanse the area..put on some shamanic drumming...meditated on love for a few minutes...smoked some rue seeds to get a bit of maoi's in the system...and then enter the Genie...took one hit...held it in for about 25 seconds...realized he needed a bit more...so he took another hit...bigger this time...haha watching the pipe change colors as he hit it was funny...then closed his eyes...and the next thing he knows
hes seeing white...and hes holding it in his hands...wow...it looks like the puke bucket he had set next to him..just in case...there were dozens of spirits helping him puke..he got three good ones out...and the shamanic drumming was driving him nuts..so he looked over at the computer(still very much IN) and all he could see was gibberish...seriously..they were completely blocking the screen from his eyes...it was like there was a shield over it...after some walking around thinking about what had just happened...he finally managed to turn the drumming off...he then looked at his puke...and there was a black clump of crap sitting in his puke...it was BLACK...thank you spirits for helping SWIM get that out of himself...
VAPORGENIE get one now