Kraken jokes

[Transform]

Shu La Men Ta Ri Ko Ba Na Si Sha Ru Tam Te

I could instantly hear this being chanted in the style of Tibetan throat-singing.

 

[The Kraken]

A kraken walked into a bar...

 

[northape]

A kraken walked into a bar...

 

[Transform]

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Looks like the first day at work had a few bumps. You'll get used to it - or the patrons will have to.

 

[The Kraken]

What did the Kraken say to Poseidon?

You eat with that thing?

 

[northape]

Norwegians heard the call from deep waters and decided to honor you, O Mighty Kraken, with a full-length movie:

 

[The Kraken]

Well, pardon my Norwegian, but that looks fyordin dope! I better not die at the end...