Okay, yes, I'm trolling the internet today. This is pretty funny. Better than the usual media hyperbole.
http://wnyt.com/news/michael-orchar...ling-dog-in-halfmoon-saratoga-county/4291294/
http://wnyt.com/news/michael-orchar...ling-dog-in-halfmoon-saratoga-county/4291294/
. HALFMOON -- A Halfmoon man allegedly broke into his neighbor's house to save the family dog from a fire, Thursday night. However, there was no fire. Troopers say he was on LSD and hallucinating.