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polytrip

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There are all these stories of people wanting to do mega-doses of DMT lately, or who claim having done that.

And then there are the sensible persons saying things like:"hey, this is no pissing contest".

But why not just leaving a thread open for specifically thát:...a pissing contest?

Person A starts with saying he's done 450 mg. Than ofcourse person B has to do more than that and than we can just wait and see where it ends. Someone here said he wanted to do 2 grams of DMT, later he withdrew this, but still...who knows where it may lead.

Dr mengele had to kidnap some jews to do these kinds of experiments but now we've got a whole bunch of volunteers willing to see how far you can take it before dropping dead or going to the looniehouse for a long time.

I'm curious...what would be the dose where the entities will keep you company for the rest of your life in the looniehouse?

We could even make it more exciting. Like when the rest of us can place bets on who can do the most or at what dose will someone start doing funny things or at what dose will someone stop breathing...

let's get this party started.......
 
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Virola78 said:
Dude, you should be more careful when giving people advice.

This stuff is serious, one should not underestimate the power of stuff. Not all of us can hold their breath for like 2 minutes. Most of us would simply drown.

Also, I would like to point out 20mg vaporized could be very dangerous. There is no scientific data on the subject. Perhaps the heat will convert the chemicals into harmful chemicals that could harm the lungs. Even when one has drank lots of beer and the stuff is really crystal white, the vapors can cause unforeseen damage to lung tissue.
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Just to clear up some potential misunderstandings: if I gave anything like an 'advice', it would be to take it easy with the dose! The proverbial '50 mg three-toke to break through' is highly variable by person/set/setting/method.
The reference to beer was because of the subject "Pissing contest", tongue-in-cheek. The last thing I would recommend is to combine DMT with alcohol!

And yes, 20 mg of DMT could be very dangerous, but I think the danger is not from keeping it in the lungs for as long as possible, it's the unpreparedness and casual approach where the danger lies...
 
I can't believe that I missed all of this action on this thread today. That's what I get for not logging into the nexus until now. I drank a lot of lemonade with my pizza dinner, so with all of this talk of pissing I must go now...
 
So what if I were to piss in outer space by some giant body exerting a massive gravitational field? Would the trajectory of the stream curve, or possibly loop?
 
ms_manic_minxx said:
So if I hold it in for light years... :twisted:
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Then it depends on how fast you travel. ;)
e.g. if you travel at one lightyear per second then you are just holding it for mere seconds... :twisted:

(light year is a measure of distance, not time)


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
If you were pissing facing 180° away from the mass you would probably get wet. If you were pissing towards it directly it would just go down straight. Any other angle and it would curve and depending on its velocity it would spiral into the mass. If you got the speed and distance just right, you might create a piss-ring in orbit around the mass...
 
I think this thread has been derailed. Now if ms_manic_minxx's question had been "So what if we were to piss in outer space by some giant body exerting a massive gravitational field? Would the trajectory of the stream curve, or possibly loop before the streams crossed and we hit one another with our uric lasers?", then the integrity of the "pissing contest" thread would have been upheld.

Shame on you all for contributing to this flagrant derail...

JBArk the thread engineer:d
 
ragabr said:
You said crossing the streams was bad!
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As a self appointed thread engineer, and in the interests of righting a terrible wrong, I reserve the right to contradict myself, to introduce inconsistencies and to generally indulge in incoherence.

2 wrongs do make a right - when I prevail!! muhahahahhahah!!!!

JBArk the autocrat
 
Enoon said:
If you got the speed and distance just right, you might create a piss-ring in orbit around the mass...
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Again, I'm so disappointed that you haven't realized the universal scale of my urination. How d'you think Saturn's rings formed? I mean, yes eventually some other ice and dirt got in there, but it was my initial piss-ring that drew them in. I don't understand how nobody knows this, the educational systems are really letting us down. To reiterate, my pissing is of universal proportions, but here are a few of my exploits within this solar system:

1. I pissed the Sun yellow
2. I pissed Saturns rings
3. I pissed on Uranus (while seated comfortably on Oberon)
 
SnozzleBerry said:
Enoon said:
If you got the speed and distance just right, you might create a piss-ring in orbit around the mass...
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Again, I'm so disappointed that you haven't realized the universal scale of my urination. How d'you think Saturn's rings formed? I mean, yes eventually some other ice and dirt got in there, but it was my initial piss-ring that drew them in. I don't understand how nobody knows this, the educational systems are really letting us down. To reiterate, my pissing is of universal proportions, but here are a few of my exploits within this solar system:

1. I pissed the Sun yellow
2. I pissed Saturns rings
3. I pissed on Uranus (while seated comfortably on Oberon)
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What you are failing to take into account is that i pissed you ALL into existence!:lol:

JBArk the demiurge
 
Im getting worried now about SnozzleBerry and JBark and their extreme pissing.I would suggest a visit to your respective doctors to rule out diabetes mellitus and insipidus and renal tubular disorders.

Last time I saw pissing of this magnitude I had to wear rubber waders to get near to the guy.He won any pissing contest going-he used to inject DMT into his carotid artery as he felt that vaporising it was for pathetic wimps.He was a REAL man!:d :lol: :lol:
 
corpus callosum said:
Im getting worried now about SnozzleBerry and JBark and their extreme pissing.I would suggest a visit to your respective doctors to rule out diabetes mellitus and insipidus and renal tubular disorders.
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What's a pissing contest without extremes? I say piss off!! :)) just taking the piss...) Careful, or your pissy attitude and your pissing around might piss me off, and i might be forced to beat the piss out a y'all!

😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 :shock:

JBArk the pisstacular pisstachio
 
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