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psychedelic olympics

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Sitra Ahra

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ok so I've had this idea for sometime now ever since my days as a teenager eating lsd with friends. Some of our trips would be comprised mainly of a sort of extreme glowsticking. What I noticed to be a fundamental law of the lsd/glowstick and or glow-object experience was that if you starred at the same glow dealy long enough it would begin to distort a tremendous deal after a couple of minutes making whoever the glow operator was out to look like some sort of glowstick olympian. After a while on one trip I proposed the idea of a psychedelic olympics to a fellow psychonaut that was present at which point in time we undertook the task of pontificating on all sorts of hypothetical and highly improbable activities that we pictured would take place in some sort of black light technicolored arena in which an audience would spectate, heavily dosed on psychedelics and covered in their favorite olympian's glow colors, both of which would be purchased from a vendor walking through the stands

Heres some of the activities we came up with. Youre welcome to make suggestions

laser tag
laser tag capture the flag
light up balloon contact juggling
mystery science 3000ing (contestants watch ridiculous movies and crack jokes, funnier jokes receiving more points)
nitrous black out (contestants are each given a large balloon which they both must inhale completely. this is repeated untill only one olympian is left standing)
nitrous light saber wars
regular light saber wars
glow suit acrobatics
xtc sex-a-thon (havnt quite worked out the rules of this one. Probably whoever can go the longest without having to pause to clear the fuzzy euphoria out of their heads)
eyeing out RCs (once under the influence olympians will be given powders active in micro gram doses which they must eye out and ingest. The winner enjoys pleasurable effects while the loser tumbles into a psychedelic nightmare)
and the last one is the mindf**k game (olympians are put into awkward social situations on high doses of L at which point they work to make one and other have a freak out)

ok so obviously this is just for fun. I'm not suggesting you get high with your friends and then try and eye out some 25i or anything like that. That being said does anyone have anything else that theyd like to see at the 2012 1/2 psychedelic olympics?
 
While i dont condone actually doing any of these, i have certainly imagined similar things in similar ways..

Ketamine twister olympics, lsd chess tournament, stoned cook-off, PCP obstacle course, MDMA pillow fight/jello wrestling..

And the list could continue infinitely, at least, for personal anusement..

Ketamine juggling , lsd paintball, mushroom hide and go seek.. Not sure what would make for a good capture the flag...

All just mental masturbation :twisted:
 
A couple friends once played ping-pong on LSD... Said the ball turned into a white tube joining their paddles, actually became difficult to miss the ball. Do all that with blacklight stuff... Make the ball blink....
 
This reminds me of the Eddie Izzard sketch the 'Stoned Olympics'; the first person to reach the Mars bar wins :D
 
Solar Jetman said:
Salvia Wrestling
:shock:

i think it might be easy to cause injuries (i swear ref, i thought it was reality folding, not his bones) but i cannot imagine attempting anything more bizarre (of course in all honesty i cannot accurately imagine how bizarre this would be).

EDIT: that video had me laughing like a hyena
 
The psychelymipcs are as follows.

The olympic torch is replaced by a huge burning blunt which gets passed on from one to another in rotation before the opening ceremony.

Here's a sample of events to follow:

Cyclocibin
Jim-jamnastics
Smack & Field
Freebase Jumping
SWIMming
Self dribbling jewelled basketball
100m MAOi toilet sprint
Hallucinogenic Hurdles
Pole Vault Breakthrough
King Bong Ping Pong

Opening ceremony by the 'Spice Girls'


Sober people need not apply.
 
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